Living Will... Page #5
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- 2010
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my friend, two types...
one that's gonna
sacrifice their kneecaps
to save one little piece
of canned good,
but the other...
they're the ones that will
throw those groceries
in the air with gusto
to walk away unscathed.
This one's a thrower.
- Want to get out of here?
- Yeah yeah.
- Let's go.
- Okay.
Come on, Will, you've got this.
Knock it down my urethra.
Right towards my dick.
Oh, eat my puss.
Yo, man, this is bullshit.
You can't make no shot like that.
I know, he's been
making them all night.
Hey, you're making it
so obvious.
These rednecks are
gonna kick our asses.
They're gonna kick
your ass, not mine.
That's great for you.
Oh please. Look at
these f***ing guys.
They're like
rent-a-rednecks.
That guy drives a Saturn and that guy
jerks off to Carrie Underwood.
That's gonna be a real comfort for me
when I'm picking up
what's left of my teeth
off of the floor.
Do you want me to get you a napkin
for your vagina,
- you f***-ass?
- Shut up.
Hey, you see this schizo
talking to himself?
This fruit f***er's been
playing games with us.
What are you doing
over there, fruit f***er?
Fruit f***er?
Are you serious?
- Yeah.
- He just called you fruit f***er.
Hold this.
My God, they're
hysterical.
All right,
you son of a b*tch,
this next shot...
all this money
all this a**hole money
right now,
because you ain't
making sh*t.
You can do this.
All right, eight ball,
corner pocket.
Would this be easier
for you, gaywad?
Mm!
Eat sh*t.
Eat my sh*t.
This a**hole's
doing magic on us.
Yo, man, it's like he's some crazy
Danger Dopperfield.
Well, whatever it is,
You know what?
I'm gonna f*** this guy up
upside his head.
Great.
Got this.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Not quite sure what just
happened with the thing.
It just kind of... just went
through the doggone air.
I'm just that fast.
I'm Professor Zoom,
motherf***er.
- Ha ha!
- Yeah!
F*** yeah.
Consider that rent,
Mr. Furley.
Take the biggest guy
in the world,
shatter his kneecap
and he'll drop like a stone.
Did you just reference
"Road House"?
- Kudos, my friend.
And kudos again,
fruit f***er.
Ooh, that was great.
I think if I wasn't dead,
I would have got my carrot wet.
I think I'm just gonna
hit the hay, so...
man, it's so good to see you.
I had so much fun today.
Thanks, man.
Not you, Matt.
Oh.
My bad.
Yeah.
Hey, Matt, actually
I'm gonna have to ask you to move out
of Belcher's room.
That's cool.
I couldn't afford
rent anyway.
- You weren't gonna pay me?
- No, probably not.
But since we're
on the topic,
could I crash on your
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