Living Will...

Synopsis: Will's best friend and roommate Belcher, (Ryan Dunn) a party bum slacker, returns from the dead as a cocky, mischievous, and perverted ghost. He soon discovers his cousin, Krista, has shacked up and moved in with his best friend, Will. Belcher will do anything and everything to destroy this relationship and get his prank buddy back.
Genre: Comedy
 
IMDB:
4.6
R
Year:
2010
101 min
7 Views

They will just ask anybody

to join a war.

I once got kicked off

a carnival ride for crying.

I cried

on a Ferris wheel.

Why am I even here?

This is stupid.

I don't want to be

the bearer of bad news,

but you're pretty much

on your own, bud.

If somebody shoots

at us, I'm running.

Is this a grenade?

I don't even...

this is stupid.

Like, do they want us to lose?

Is that why I'm...?

What side are we on?

Are we the good guys or the bad guys?

I should probably be quiet.

There's probably peop...

I'll be quiet.

Just eat.

Just eat.

I don't care.

Is this loaded?

- Will.

- What?

I'm going in.

All right,

I got your back, buddy.

Cover me.

- You've always been there for me, buddy.

- I always will.

- I love you.

- I love you.

I love you a lot.

Arghh-hh!

- I'm just procrastinating now.

- Go.

- I don't really want to go. Okay, I'll go.

- Go.

- I'm going.

- Go.

No-o-o!

No!

No!

Will, help!

Will!

Will! No!

Will!

Will!

No!

Help!

No! Help!

Will!

What?

I'm in the bathroom.

Yeah, what's up?

I'm seriously constipated,

for real this time.

What the f*ck

do you want me to do?

Can you grab me

some reading material?

Seriously,

this one's a fighter.

Anything specific?

Something long.

How about my dick?

Dude, come on.

I'm dying here.

My asshole is locked up tighter

than the Birdman of Alcatraz.

All right, fine.

Ugh.

Here's your book.

Come on, man, can you just

bring it in to me?

I promised myself

I wouldn't get up

until I dropped the kids

off at the pool.

I'm not going in there.

Just get off your ass and get it yourself.

Do you have

work today?

No, I called out

the last four days.

How?

I told work that my mom

had a spastic colon.

But your mom's been

dead for 20 years.

Are you serious?

Thanks for reminding me,

dick f*ck.

All right,

I'm out of here.

Dude, come on, Will.

Seriously,

it'll be fun in here.

I don't want

to come in there.

I know you don't want to,

but do what's right.

You know

what's right, Will.

Seriously, we can make

s'mores in here.

You want a s'more?

Fine.

What are you doing,

having a party in here?

I told you, I'm not

leaving this damn room

until I take the Browns

to the Bowl.

Well, here's your book.

Dude, just stay and hang out

with me for a little bit.

Just take an enema.

I'm not sticking

anything else up my ass.

Nothing good

ever comes out of it.

I think it's pretty stupid you hanging out

in the bathroom all day.

You're stupid.

Fine.

- Just stay in and drink with me.

- What? No.

I don't feel like hanging out with you

all night in your f*cking underwear.

- I'll put pants on.

- That's not the point.

Good. I wasn't gonna

put pants on anyway.

- Right. See you.

- Will, come here, please,

just real quick.

Just feel my stomach.

Go on.

Come here.

Oh, that's...

it's all hard and shit.

What the f*ck is that?

It's poop, dude,

a lot of it.

That's disgusting.

I know.

So what about it?

Come on, let Daddy

take care of you tonight.

Just stay in.

Oh, I found something.

Oh, all right.

- Yeah! Come here. Rub my feet.

- No.

- Come on, rub my feet.

- No.

I'm getting comfy. I'm getting comfy

with my body.

This is called

the evacuator.

It tastes like shit.

What are you doing, man?

I'm eating everything I can

until I poop.

You've been in bed

all week?

I thought you were just out.

You didn't poop yet?

Nope.

What's with the laxatives

and Metamucil?

I don't care

about anything

anymore,

so I put them

up my butt.

You're not supposed to put Metamucil

up your butt.

Whatever.

Don't judge me.

I'm taking you

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