Little Savages Page #3

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I know what he

was auditioning for.

He was auditioning

for a-a-a dweeb!

What...

A science book?

This kid's got a science book

in the middle of summer.

I mean, how much of a loser

do you got to be'?

You know, this kid from the...

You know what I'm saying?

Right'? Right'? Whoa!

Oh, you didn't.

If you do not leave him be,

I will cast a spell on you

that will tum you purple

and then green

and I will put hair on your back

and boils on your face.

An evil mutant plague shall be cast

upon you and your entire family.

I'm not touching him.

Is this how you saw this going?

No. Can I admit something?

If you must.

I don't really know magic.

Good to know.

Whoa!

What's up, Aaron?

The lake is pretty clean.

I love summer.

I hate it.

I just want to leave.

Hey, there are two things

you should know.

Number one, never let

anyone see you cry in public.

And the second thing'?

Well, look at the bright side.

Now we get to have our revenge.

And how are we

going to do that'?

Well, my cousins, the Savages.

Who?

They live

on the outskirts of town

beyond the junkyard.

Some say they

were born of Vikings,

raised by wolves

and trained samurai...

Can I stop you right there'?

Samurai haven't

been around since 1871.

Oh, did I say samurai?

I meant covert ninjas.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-chow!

I'll pass. I just want

to be left alone.

We shall be avenged!

He's not on Facebook.

Are you for reals'? I know.

I was like, "I can't believe"

"you don't have the Internet."

And he says,

"I have the Internet."

"I just don't have Facebook."

I'm confused.

It doesn't make sense.

How am I ever supposed to figure

out his relationship status'?

That's what I'm saying.

Excuse me.

Oh, my aunt is here.

Great. Later.

Bye. Bye.

Do you two not own a watch'?

Huh'? Seriously,

you're like 20 minutes late.

Uh, no. Only old

people wear watches.

Oops.

Oh. Oh, Well...

lucky for me

I don't own a watch.

Oops.

Aunt Jackie, Abella just wrote.

Can I have dinner with her'?

Yeah, yeah.

Please, go have dinner with her.

Thanks, bye. Bye.

I'll miss you.

So it looks like it's just

me and you for dinner.

What you say, Albie'?

Sure. Sure, okay.

Hey, I see finally decided

to go for a swim.

Proud of you.

It wasn't by choice.

Oh, well then I take it back.

Clutz.

Well-known philanthropist.

We all knew Mr. Whittmore

was a bit of an eccentric.

He once said in an interview

that he never really fit in.

Interesting news

in regards to his will

is surfacing now,

a year after his passing.

Thank you, Daisy.

We'll have more

as that story develops.

Why do you think it took so long

to release Mr. Whittmore's

final statement?

I don't know the logistics

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