
Little Savages
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It's another
sunny day in Indiana, folks!
It's 90 degrees and climbing.
So throw your kids in a lake,
because it's going
to be a hot one!
All right, now we're going
to try to beat the heat
with another cool off.
Is science your life?
If you just nodded your head,
then you belong at our camp.
Join us this summer
for some scierrific fun.
Hey, where's your brother?
You're going to look up
from that tiny little screen
and your entire summer
is going to be gone.
Why don't you just
throw me in a lake'?
What'?
Go find your brother.
You want to make
your summer worthwhile?
Then sign up now!
Yay!
Come on, we got to go.
Let go of me.
I can walk on my own.
I caught him watching that commercial
It's not a commercial.
It's an advertisement.
What's the difference? Did you
at least find a bathroom?
No, I got sidetracked.
Albie, do you remember the last
time you tried to hold it too long?
Mom, I'm fine.
Hey, maybe I can go here
instead of science camp.
Oh, honey, I'm sorry
that science camp didn't
work out for this summer.
What am I going to do with that
chemistry set that Dad gave me'?
Yeah, it's really too bad that he
can't go to his dorky science camp.
You know I'm committing
social suicide, right'?
Hashtag life stinks.
Hey, now, you guys
are going to feel differently
when we get to Aunt Jackie's.
Hashtag doubtful.
Oh, shakafaka!
That's one for the record books,
I'll tell you.
And we'll come back
with a lift/e more music
after this quick
commercial break.
Is science your life?
If you just nodded your...
You belong at our camp.
Oh, brother.
Hi! Hey! Hey! Hi!
Hey, I'm so glad to...
Look at this.
It's doing it on its own.
Please tell me we don't have
to be seen in public with her.
Oh, Tiffany, please. Cut it out.
Oh, yeah.
Watch this. Watch me go.
Yeah! Yeah! Come on.
Watch this. Oh, yeah!
I can do the robot. Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Watch!
Come here, come here, come here.
Get over here.
Give me some sugar!
Hey. No, seriously, kid.
You got any candy?
You smell like Werthefis.
So you're saying I'm old'?
Maybe.
You know, I
used to look like her.
Anyway, you are going to be
my new test subject
I can tell you are hilarious.
Lookin' what-what'?
Harassing him already?
Of course!
Hi. Good. Good ride.
Thank you so much for letting
them come stay with you.
Are you kidding? I'm so
excited to have them.
Oh, my gosh. Are you excited?
These look heavy.
They're very heavy.
Okay, be careful then.
Thanks.
Okay, well...
So Luke and I,
we got this last-minute call
to go do some
seismology research in the...
Blah, blah, blah. You
lost me at seismology.
It's really exciting.
They're here! They're... kids!
Kids...
Well, you know, they
shouldn't be much trouble.
I mean, Tiffany is 16.
Well, she can't be any worse
than you were at that age.
What'? No. I was a great child.
Shh, shh, shh, no.
Acceptance is good.
You were a brat.
Oh, come on.
Which one is my room'?
Tiffany, your manners.
Just take whichever
room you like.
Oh, she's driving me
absolutely crazy.
Oh, let me tell you about Albie.
Okay. Okay, he's very sensitive.
Okay'? He has
a lot of allergies,
stay inside most of the time.
Or you'll be dealing
with a lot of problems
like drainage and mucus.
That's a little graphic.
Yeah. Where does
it all come from'?
He also has some trouble
making friends.
So he likes to be alone.
Yeah, he can be
a little awkward.
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