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Hey, hold up. I'm not exactly

a bathroom kinda guy.

I am so drunk.

Really?

I'll, uh...

I'll take you home.

Whoa! Come on.

F***ing man-eaters

everywhere I turn.

Eat me! You're not gonna

eat me today!

Everywhere.

Okay, please, God.

Zombies.

All up in it.

Alright, where are we now?

It's dark. I can't...

really see anything

in this hallway.

Okay.

I see some sort of light.

It's like a...

A doorway.

Boo!

Oh, what the f***?

I said "hello" like ten times.

I didn't...

I didn't hear you.

Anyways, brought

your drive back.

Thanks.

Whatcha playing?

"Dead Rising." F***!

You f***ing scared me.

Sorry, dude.

Garrett Hoffman?

Yeah.

Police.

Detective Yarden.

And then...

after she threw up?

I left.

I was home before midnight.

Don't suppose there's anyone

who can confirm that for us?

Yeah. Uh, the girl

that was here before.

She was over late.

Pink hair?

Yeah, we work together.

Editing till around 2:00.

She can testify to that.

We... we have edit logs,

and you can see when we uploaded.

Alright.

Write down her name and number.

Looks like this was

just a botched robbery.

But you were the last person

seen with the victim

at the club.

I... I didn't even know

her last name.

Well, I hate to say it,

but in this case,

that's a good thing.

First person we look for

is someone who knew the victim.

Yeah, it doesn't really feel

like a good thing.

That's because

you're not an a**hole,

which is the second thing

that we look for.

How many people

watch your, uh, show?

Two million.

That's about a million girls.

No, I don't do that.

Not with fans.

Why the hell not?

Hi, this is, um...

FanGirl.

Found it.

- Got it. Found the lock.

- Great job.

One second,

one second. Hold on.

Um...

welcome to the casa de Lyle.

Uh...

One second, one second.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Mmm. Hey!

Where's that, uh, killer scotch?

Right!

So...

about Garrett.

Well, f*** him.

I thought the idea was f*** me.

Same thing.

Yes, it is.

Is your bathroom clean?

Absolutely.

Mm-hmm.

I'm not going to, uh...

To run into anything

we're both going

to regret, am I?

No.

Oh.

But hang on.

Oh!

Oh! No!

No, Moose, no!

Get off me! Get off!

Oh!

Die!

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We good?

Got it!

That is a wrap.

Catch, much?

I... I had a rough night.

You okay?

Yeah, it's just... allergies.

I'll be fine.

You okay?

Yeah, um...

I'm just trying to figure out

if I screwed something up.

Well, don't be a wuss.

I mean, don't be an a**hole,

but don't be a wuss.

That's not really helping.

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