Synopsis: Garrett is a rising YouTube star. Shell is a deeply emotional fan. When they begin a romantic relationship, he's forced to question whether opening your life to strangers online is an ...
Director(s): Glenn Gers
Production: Divide / Conquer
97 min


This is Hoffman's Head.

Hey, Headlights,

I'm gonna open up your Fanmail.

"To Garrett Hoffman."

Well, that's me!


And the note says, "Garrett,

"My pet earthworm had babies,

and I'm giving them

to you to raise."

From Tony.

Alright, I'm just going

f***ing crazy!

I can't control

this f***ing car!

What's the first word

that comes to your mind

when you think of air?

It's lightweight, see.

What is it?

What is it?!

In our laboratories, we did

scientific side-by-side tests.

Breathing air

versus breathing...

Chicken broth.

Air is better.

You literally brought

a cane to a gunfight.

Why don't you just

derail the train, Garrett?

Some things shall be easy.

It's "Assassins Creed."

It must be a dance.

Babe, who's... ah!

Who's winning?

So... so he's good.


Oh my God! They're on my face.

They're on my face.

You know, I have no idea why,

but the first thing

that comes to my mind

when I think of the word "air"

is "airy."

Talcum powder.

Air is better.

Hey, thanks for letting us

into your devices.

Next time on

"Cooking with Serial Killers"

Jeffrey Dahmer is back

with tips on summer grilling.

It's gonna be great.

Check here for

bloopers and outtakes.

And like, share,

follow, and subscribe.

Like, share, follow.

For more, please

like, share, follow.

Like, Share...

Follow, and of course...




We hit two million!

The antimatter hyperdrive

can't take those numbers!

For the love of God, man,

tell them to stop subscribing.

Wait, what?

How many?

Two million!

Yes! Two million

of you insaniacs

have volunteered to get my head

delivered to your heads

on a daily basis.

So, I just wanna say thank you,

gracias, Merci, danke, arigato.

And while this is

Hoffman's Head,

it would not be possible

without Kiki Lee

and the incurable Lyle Burris.

Give 'em some love. Whoo!

But of course, Oh.

The real people I couldn't

have done this without...

is you guys.

My Headlights.

The Hoffman-heads.

I mean it. I-I really can't

believe you're all out there

carrying my head

around in your pockets,

and checking in with my head

at your desks.

It's... it's crazy.

But you have changed my life,

and you have made

my dreams come true.

And I love you guys.

I really do!

I really do.

Like a lot.

That's gross.




Uh, Box 1754, please.


Yeah, I've been trying

to figure you out.

Oh, don't do that.

I really couldn't resist.

So, what did you come up with?

Well, I...

I thought you might run

a mental hospital for teenagers.

Kind of, yeah.

Uh, I'm on YouTube.

Well, what are you?

A LOLcat?

What, you don't think I could

be a LOLcat?

I can haz cheeseburger.

Oh, really?


This is America, and you

can be whatever you dream.

Thank you.

Yeah, rock on.

I'm Garrett.



I'm Michelle, but...



Your... your book.

You like fluid mechanics?

You... yeah!

Yes! It's great. I love it.

What is your favorite

thing about it?

One thing.

One thing.

One thing.


My favorite thing about

fluid mechanics... Yes?



the mechanics of it all.

The mechanics.

Hoffman's Head? That's you?

Mm-hmm. That's my head.

I will check it out.

And if I like it, I'll put

kissy lips on a postcard

and... and leave it in your box.



Can I borrow that?

Um, this is my number.

You know, just in case.

Something happens?

Uh, that's private, okay?



So what happens

after all of this ends?

Because you know, spoiler alert!

Okay. You know, what if

YouTube isn't just some fad?

What if it's like...

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