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Um, the topic is my life.

What do I do with it?

After YouTube? Chime in.

Dude, you're, like,

living the dream, okay?

I am. I am.

But sometimes people

in your life can be...

human alarm clocks.

Are we talking about girlfriends,

Garrett, or relatives?

Relatives, yes, exactly!

Emotional kryptonite.

They... they come from

the same distant planet as you,

so they can just take away

your powers.

Garrett, you can always

come live with us.

Can I?

And who is "us" exactly?

Me, my mother,

my father, my brother.

Okay.

That sounds awful, thank you.

Oh, hey, it's FanGirl!

Just what you need.

Hey, FanGirl.

Hey, Garrett.

I'm in your head again.

Yes, you are.

Been a while.

Where have you been?

Making some moves.

But I'm back.

I'm here for you, Garrett,

just say the word,

and I am at your door.

As always, FanGirl,

you're turning me on,

and creeping me out in equal measure.

It's a gift.

Yo, she's probably

like 50 years old and ugly.

Only one way to find out.

You do know I have a rule,

right, FanGirl?

Well, rules

are made to be broken.

Thing is, FanGirl,

I made up the rule

for your benefit.

It protects you from the

inevitable disappointment,

because you guys already

get the best of me.

What's left in the day

is just, like,

14 hours swinging the mouse.

I am not...

I'm not interesting.

Well, I could give

you a back rub as you work.

Or I could get on my knees...

in front of your chair

and use my...

Okay, okay!

As delightful

as that would be...

Oh, now...

Now Raveon's jealous.

See, this is why

we have the rule.

I love you all equally.

I can't pick one Headlight

over another.

Just can't.

But there's no

one else like me, Garrett.

And deep down, you know it.

You know, I honestly don't know

what I know anymore, FanGirl.

Except that you're

all out there.

And that makes me feel

like I'm home.

Okay, imagine,

like, living in this world.

And having to actually, like,

fight these goblins.

Just on a daily basis.

It's really good.

It's the worst date food

ever, right?

I didn't want to say anything,

but it is!

Oh! What was I thinking?

Gosh! No, no, no. It's

really delicious.

I know.

Really good.

I love it.

That's why I come here, but...

I'm an idiot.

Yeah.

But the good kind.

Okay, so, what the f***

is hydrology?

Um, it is the, uh...

the part of fluid mechanics

that tries to make sense

of how liquids, gasses and

plasmas react to applied forces.

You say "plasmas" so casually.

Most people I know

use plasmas to blast aliens.

Well, you say "aliens"

so casually.

True.

Are you with anyone?

Lately it kind of feels

like I'm with everyone.

If that makes any sense.

Yeah.

Just haven't found

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