Life Is Ruff Page #6

[FAKES COUGHING]

I'M COMING DOWN

WITH SOMETHING.

'CHOO!

EXCUSE ME.

AND ONE MORE THING, CALVIN.

YOU'RE A GROWING BOY.

YOU REALLY NEED TO

SHOWER EVERY DAY.

[SNIFFING]

OK. THERE'S ONLY ONE

SANCTIONED EVENT LEF IN THE TOP DOG REGULAR

SEASON CIRCUIT.

IT'S OUR LAST CHANCE

TO GET AN INVITATION

TO THE TOP DOG FINALS.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WIN IT.

"OWNERS MUS LEAD THEIR DOGS

"THROUGH A SERIES

"OF RAMPS, TUNNELS,

AND WATER HAZARDS.

TIME PENALTIES WILL BE

ASSESSED FOR EACH MISSED

OBSTACLE."

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WITH THAT?

[GRRR]

WELL, WHEN YOU SAID

YOU WERE COMPETING

IN THE DOG SHOW:

WITH JEAN JACQUESQUISE,

ANCIENT DOO DOO,

I DECIDED TO PU MY DOG IN THERE.

[GRRR]

[WHIMPERS]

YOU MAY BE A BIG

DEAL AT SCHOOL,

BUT DOG SHOWS ARE

OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

I WILL DESTROY YOU.

CHILL, PRESTON. LOOK, MAN,

I'M NOT TRYING TO STEP

ON ANYBODY'S TOES HERE.

OK?

YOU LISTEN TO ME

VERY CLOSELY.

WHATEVER SCHEME YOU'RE

PLANNING WITH THA MANGY MUTT,

YOU BETTER JUS DROP IT NOW. OK?

CONSIDER YOURSELF

WARNED.

[GRRR]

HEY!

HEY, HEY, HEY.

OH--UNH!

[WOOF]

[BARKING]

NO, MAN!

I GOT HIM!

OHH...

UNH!

[SHOUTING AND GRUNTING]

JACQUES!

TYCHO!

HELP ME, JACQUES,

PLEASE!

TYCHO!

OHH...

[WOOF]

TYCHO! COME BACK HERE!

TYCHO!

OHH...

OOF! OHH...

OH, JACQUES, I'M SORRY.

STUPID DOG.

YOU'RE SUCH A MESS.

OHH!

OHH!

[LAUGHING]

HEY--HEY, MAN!

STOP!

DON'T--OH! OH!

H-HOW'S THAT,

HUH, CALVIN?

OH! OH--[LAUGHING]

ALL RIGHT,

I'M GETTIN' YOU. OK.

CALVIN, COME ON.

GET HIM, TYCHO.

OH, TYCHO, STOP!

Figg:
CALVIN!

AAH--UHH! OH--

DUDE, YOUR MOM'S HOME!

OH--OH--UH--

OH, HEY, KIDS.

WHAT YOU DOIN'?

WE'RE JUST,

UM...HEH...

CHILLIN'.

CHILLIN' LIKE A VILLAIN,

MRS. WHEELER.

YEAH, CHILLIN'.

Calvin:
HEH. YEAH.

[TYCHO WHIMPERS]

[WHIMPERING]

[WHIMPERING]

[SKATEBOARD]

[BARKING]

WHAT, MAN?

I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL.

[WOOF WOOF]

DID YOU EVER WONDER

WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

LOOKIN' UP FROM

THE KITCHEN FLOOR?

THEY PAT YOU ON THE HEAD

WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY

THAT'S THE WAY I FEELS WHEN YOU'RE A DOG

THEY KICK YOU OFF THE COUCH

AND TELL YOU TO STAY

AND PUT YOU OUT AND THEN

THEY LOCK THE DOOR

THEY NEVER UNDERSTAND

A WORD THAT YOU SAY

THAT'S THE WAY IT FEELS

WHEN YOU'RE A DOG

THAT'S THE HONEST TRUTH

ABOUT THE WAY IT IS

WHEN YOU'RE A DOG

AND WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO

IS BE A BEST FRIEND

THAT'S THE WAY IT FEELS

WHEN YOU'RE A...

DOG:

TYCHO?

TYCHO!

COME HERE, TYCHO.

[WHISTLES]

[TRIPS OVER OBJECT]

SORRY MOTHER MOLASSES!

TY-TYCHO?

TYCHO?

TYCHO.

TY-TYCHO! DON'T YOU RUN.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE

KIDDIN' ME!

MAN, I GOTTA GET YOU

OUT OF SIGHT.

NO WAY.

OK.

COME ON. OK. OK.

COME ON. STAY. STAY.

JUST STAY, OK? STAY. STAY.

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