Life Is Ruff Page #5

YOU ARE GONNA PULL ME, OK?

OK. LET'S GO.

[ARF ARF]

[WOOF]

WHOA!

WHO WANTS SOME FUN?

BREAK OUT THE FUN

WHO WANTS SOME FUN?

BREAK OUT THE FUN

CAN WE RUN AND HOP

AND JUMP AND KEEP

A LOW SUGAR RUSH

CAN WE RUN AND HOP AND JUMP

AND KEEP IT BOLD?

WHOA!

UNH!

TYCHO! SIT!

TYCHO!

TYCHO!

WHOA!

CAN WE RUN AND HOP AND JUMP

AND KEEP A LOW SUGAR RUSH?

CAN WE RUN AND HOP

AND JUMP AND KEEP

A LOW SUGAR RUSH

TYCHO!

THIS IS GETTIN' RIDICULOUS!

YOU STAY RIGHT THERE!

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

DON'T YOU MOVE.

OK, HURRY UP.

WHOA!

WE HAVE TO SHOW:

THAT WE CAN:

RUN AND JUMP AND HOP

AND KEEP A LOW SUGAR RUSH

WHOA!

CAN WE RUN AND JUMP

AND HOP AND KEEP

A LOW SUGAR RUSH?

KEEP IT BOLD,

KEEP IT BOLD:

WHOA! OH--OH!

[WHIMPERS]

WHERE'D TYCHO GO? OHH!

TYCHO?

OHH!

OH HO!

YEAH! CAUGHT YA!

HA HA HA HA!

ME AND YOU GOTTA

HAVE A TALK.

WHOA! NO! STOP! WHOA!

LOOK OUT!

DO YOU HEAR ME? BAD DOG!

NO, NO! NOT THE HILL,

PLEASE! NOT THE HILL!

TYCHO! TYCHO!

GET BACK HERE!

STOP! STOP, TYCHO!

STOP! I'M LOSIN' MY GRIP!

TYCHO!

OH, TYCHO! AAH!

AAH! NO!

AAH!

[WOOF]

[WHIMPERS]

[COUGHING]

[WOOF]

[WOOF]

OH, TYCHO!

COME ON, MAN.

IT'S JUST FOR

A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

I DON'T KNOW, CALVIN.

LOOK, MAN, YOU WON' EVEN KNOW HE'S THERE.

WHY CAN'T HE JUS STAY WITH YOU?

ARE YOU CRAZY?

MY PARENTS WON'T EVEN

LET ME HAVE A GOLDFISH.

LOOK, MAN, THIS IS JUST LIKE

ISSUE 723 OF GOTHAM MAN,

WHEN HE HAD TO TAME

THOSE WILD STAMPEDING

BUFFALO MUTANTS?

YEAH, BUT GOTHAM MAN HAS,

LIKE, SUPER POWERS.

SO DO YOU.

YOU JUST DON' KNOW IT YET.

CALVIN. CALVIN,

YOU CAN'T BE SE--

[WOOF WOOF]

[KNOCK ON WINDOW]

HEY, MAN, YOU OK?

7 POUNDS.

THAT'S THE WEIGHT LIMI ALLOWED FOR PETS

AT MY APARTMENT COMPLEX.

7 POUNDS.

COME ON, FIGG, MAN,

I WAS COUNTING ON YOU.

ISSUE 723 OF GOTHAM MAN.

REMEMBER?

GOTHAM MAN'S LANDLORD

NEVER THREATENED

TO EVICT HIM.

[WOOF WOOF]

TYCHO'S, LIKE, 24 TIMES

OVER THE LEGAL LIMIT.

RIGHT. LET'S JUS GET HIM IN HERE.

[WOOF]

SHH! SHH! SHH!

GO! GO.

[SCOFFS] LATER, MAN.

LATER.

HEY!

HEY, HEY, HEY.

WHO DO YOU THINK

YOU ARE, BUDDY?

YOU ARE A GUES IN MY HOME.

[WOOF WOOF]

HEY, HEY, HEY.

SHH! SHH!

CONTROL YOURSELF.

OK, LOOK.

YOU SLEEP HERE. OK?

[WOOF]

HEY! HEY.

YOU--OK, COME ON.

GET ON.

[WOOF]

ALL RIGHT. SHH!

QUIET. OK?

[WHIMPERS]

THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.

YOU JUST SLEEP--

YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU?

GO LIKE THIS.

GO JUST LIKE THIS.

[WHIMPERS]

SAY, YOU'RE SLICK.

YEAH, ALL RIGHT!

FINALLY!

OK? SEE? SLEEP TIME.

GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES.

OH! HEY. HEY, HEY.

HEY.

[GRRR]

[SNORING]

[SNORING]

HEY, SWEETIE, ARE YOU OK?

HUH?

HEARD YOU SNORING

LAST NIGHT.

IT SOUNDED AWFUL.

ARE YOU GETTING A COLD?

UH...UH, YEAH.

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