Life Happens Page #6

We made a shitload of money

for those greyhounds.

I'm convinced

that in our lifetime,

we're gonna see

the eradication

of greyhound bloat.

In our lifetime.

You're such a sheeple.

You're bringing

the whole party down.

Give... That's my coat.

Go get a drink.

God, you're boring.

Are you sure?

I think so.

Okay. Thanks, Francesca.

You're welcome.

First thing in the morning,

I need you to focus

on that PETA event.

Okay.

All right?

Hi!

And don't ever bring

your baby to work again.

All right? Yeah. Yeah.

Again, I'm really

sorry about that.

It just, it makes me

crazy nowadays that

people have children

when there are so many dogs

that need forever homes.

Yeah. I understand...

Doesn't it drive you

crazy when you see

pictures of Heidi Klum

and she's bounced back

so quick after

having four kids?

Hey, gorgeous.

Barry Robert Philips!

Oh, my God,

you're gorgeous.

I'm kind of mad

at you, though.

Laura!

LAURA:
Oh, my gosh!

Kim. Thank goodness

you are done.

Can we please,

please go home?

Come on. Let's stay.

I'm not in sweatpants,

and I never get to go out.

(GROANS)

Ooh! He's cute!

Who?

Over there.

Oh, my God!

I know!

I met him outside.

He's walking

over here right now.

What?

Yeah. I'm gonna

go to the bathroom.

Good luck.

No. Laura, don't go.

Don't leave me!

Work it out.

Work it out.

Hey.

Oh!

Hi!

Hi.

I didn't see you

coming over here.

I was just texting somebody.

Well, I'm Nicholas.

I didn't get a chance

to introduce myself earlier.

(CHUCKLES)

And you are?

Kim. Sorry. Kim.

Kim is my name.

Hi, Kim.

Hi.

So, you work for

the Greyhound Association?

Well, I work for

the woman who throws

these weird dog events.

And she also has

a dog walking company,

so I sort of

am a dog walker

slash personal assistant,

slash loser,

peon, mole person.

Did you always wanna be

a loser, peon, mole person

when you grew up?

Well, ever since

I was little,

I've always wanted to open

the world's first doggy mall.

I even commissioned

an architectural model.

(LAUGHS) What the hell

is a "doggy mall"?

You know, it's like

a full-sized mall,

but all the stores

cater to dogs.

Okay.

Whatever. My plans are

kind of on the back burner.

Why are they on

the back burner?

Because

life happens.

Well...

Cheers.

To life happening.

Lift the baby

and feel the burn.

Then, go into a slow squat

to get your ass

lifted like no other.

I feel like I haven't

flirted with a girl in,

like, five years.

So, you're flirting with me?

Is that what's going on?

You're flirting.

I am not flirting!

Yes, you are.

You're blushing.

Well, you're

sweating profusely.

You're breaking out in hives.

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