Life Happens

Synopsis: Life Happens deals with the topic of abortion in a unique, personal and ultimately uplifting way. Director Ash Greyson, who was nearly aborted just months before the Roe vs Wade decision, sets out on a journey to find others like him. In the process he uncovers the divisive issues, eventually finds some common ground, and seals it all up with compelling first person stories from mothers and children who narrowly escaped abortion. While pulling no punches, he skillfully replaces rhetoric and religion with hope and heart in what may be the most approachable film ever created on the topic.
Genre: Documentary
104 min



I like that,

that's good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Do you...

Do you have... You know...


Wait, wait.

Two seconds,

I'll be right back.

Do you have a condom?

No. Crap!

Dude, I've been looking

for that nightie everywhere.

Are you sure

it's not mine?

I've had it forever.

It looks better

on your boobs anyway.


Who do you

have in there anyway?

I didn't even

hear you come in.

Oh, I'm with that

Australian surfer

with the neck tattoos.

Ooh! Checkmate!

What about you?

Who do you have in there?


Beet face.

You're having

anonysex with a guy

you met in

the Costco parking lot?

I already told him

he couldn't stay over

'cause I got to get

up early to write.

Oh, totally.

God, where is that stash?

I know it's somewhere.

Oh! Found them!

There's only one left.

How did that happen?

We just bought these!


I'm ovulating!


It's true!

I never work out

on the fifteenth day

of my cycle because

I get pains in my side,

and if you remember

correctly, Kim, I did

not work out yesterday.


What am I supposed to do?

Raw dog a random?

Don't be a douche nozzle!

Pull and pray, baby!


All right, Kim,

were you gonna

do me, or what?




Three o'clock, dude.

That sleaze weasel's


all over your face.





Stoplights, huh?

Yeah. Stoplights.

I love them. (GIGGLES)

So do we.

It's crazy!


I'm lvan and this

is my friend, lvan.

Well, hello, lvans.


So, we're headed to

this little party up in

the hills this evening.

You girls wanna join?

Why don't you

give us the details?


Is it too much to ask

for a date with a guy

other than the one

I gave birth to?

Oh, come on.

Where is my friend

who shares

my mutual suffering

of high self-esteem?

She smells like

milk, puke and

diaper ointment.

Oh, hey, Billy,

will you come help me

with Max's stroller?

Sure, Kim.

Okay. There you go.

Thank you.




I found a job on Craigslist

that pays $150 an hour.

It's called Naked

Human Sushi Platters.

I start tomorrow.

You want the details?

Laura, I love you,

but raw fish? Nudity?

What would Jesus say?

Let's leave

the Lord out of this.

Oh, God.

Hey! I found a job

on Craigslist that

pays $150 an hour.

It's called Naked

Human Sushi Platters.

I start tomorrow.

You want the details?

No, I think I'm good.

Oh, Dr. Katie's on.

Did you say

Dr. Katie's on?

Hi, buddy.

As a sexpert,

I recommend regular sex

once a week, at least.

If you can't procure sex,

visit your gynecologist,

and he can suggest

certain solutions.


Oh! Oh!


Max, my favorite shirt!

Baby puke is pretty

much just breast milk.

Just hand me the napkins.

I saw Kelly Ripa

eat breast-milk cheese

on LIVE! The other day,

with a pickle on it.

That's disgusting.

It also comes

in dolphin, bear,

monkey and worms.

Worms? Ew.

Laura, it is so

weirdly hypocritical that

you watch this stuff.

It's like an anorexic

watching Top Chef.

Make fun of me all you want

for being a virgin,

okay, but at least

you'll never hear me say,

"I had sex with

some guy last night

and he didn't call me,"

or "I got pregnant again,"

or "I got chlamydia."

Ooh! Snap.

Ask your insurance provider

if they'll cover this.



You need it, Kim.

Oh, I really need to

get more sleep.




I made this for you.

Thank you.

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Ashley Greyson

Ashley Greyson (sometimes credited as Ash Greyson) is a film and music video director, cinematographer, editor, and producer, who usually works with the band Hanson. He attended the USC School of Cinematic Arts. Greyson worked with Hanson on the documentary film Strong Enough To Break, about the ​3 1⁄2-year struggle the band went through to make a record. It documents meetings from 2000 to 2004 and the start of the band's record company, 3CG Records, along with the release and success of their album Underneath. The film was nominated for a 2006 Hollywood Film Festival award (Best Documentary). Now living in the Virginia Beach, Virginia area, Greyson, along with his wife, Mindy, have five children: Sons, Jax (born October 13, 2005) Catcher (born May 28, 2007) Finn (born February 1, 2009) and daughters, LulaBelle (born September 13, 2010) and Holiday (born November 24, 2012). more…

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