Life Happens Page #4

but I had

this situation...

It doesn't matter

how well-behaved it is!

This is a place of business.

You can't bring your baby

to a place of business.

I know. I'm really sorry,

Francesca...

Save your song and dance

for someone who cares.

Just get out of my sight

before I fire you.

Francesca...

Just go now.

Okay. I'm sorry.

She better be.

Yes, Tinsly doesn't

like the baby either.

Tinsie doesn't

like the babies.

No babies for Tinsly.

Gimme a kiss.

Give Mommy a kiss

right here.

Tinsly, I love you.

You're the only one

who understands me.

Hey. Hi, you little guy.

How are you?

Hi, Pop Pop.

Hi, baby.

Boy, the last time

I saw you this depressed

was when you got

stood up on prom night.

I got it.

You got it?

Yeah. I got him.

I got him.

I don't have my purse.

You got it? Okay.

You hanging in there?

I don't know what

I'm doing, Pop Pop.

(DOOR OPENING)

How do you lose your shoes

caught in a rug?

I'm starving!

DEENA:
Me too!

(FAINT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(GROANS)

Yeah, marshmallows!

Whoever invented

Rice Krispy treats

is a genius.

Housewives, dude.

The undersung heroes.

But, seriously.

How do you make them?

In a pot?

Nobody uses pots anymore.

We'll put them in a bowl,

and then we'll put them

in the microwave.

I have a bowl!

(SCREECHING)

(GROANS)

Four minutes

and 20 seconds.

(BOTH WHOOPING)

(MAX CRYING)

God, you've gotta

be kidding me!

(MAX CONTINUES CRYING)

(WHIRRING)

Where the heck

are my keys?

(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING

ON RADIO)

Found them. Bye.

Hey.

Hi.

Are there any

more burritos?

I don't think there are

any more, dude, sorry.

Guess I'll just eat

a hot sauce packet.

So, how are you?

(GRUNTS) I've been better.

How about you?

How's naked sushi?

They actually wanted

me to be naked,

so I quit,

but I already

have another job,

Valet of the Dolls.

I think I've seen that on

Hollywood's Sleaziest Jobs.

It's that girl's

valet company, right?

Yeah. $25 an hour

just to park cars,

plus tips.

I saw a woman

wearing a full burqa

going into a bikini

waxing place today,

and I thought of you.

Okay, I would love to

stay and hang out

with you, sweetheart.

I'm sorry this

stupid thing doesn't work,

but I gotta go get dressed.

You know what? Me too.

Me three.

But, guys!

Somebody has to babysit.

Well, dude, I stayed with Max

for the last weird dog event.

No, you didn't! It was

that adopt an incontinent

cocker spaniel thing,

and you hit on Simon Rex

in the bathroom.

Sh*t!

KIM:
Guys.

I would give anything

not to go tonight,

but, unfortunately,

if I wanna keep my job,

I have to be out

the door in six minutes.

Please, can you

just work it out

amongst yourselves?

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