Lies And Illusions Page #3

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- and leave you with some people.

- I thought you quit.

Ah, good health is only gonna

keep me in bad marriage.

Yeah. Hello.

Wes-- Wes Wilson.

There we go.

Good luck finding love

in the 21st century.

Hi.

Thank you.

Oh! Excuse me. I'm sorry.

Whoa, hey! God.

Everybody okay?

- Okay, yeah.

- No, I'm fine.

Pick up a few of these things.

I'm Wes.

I am Nicole

and I know who you are.

Of course, well, there's a huge

standee of me there.

Look,

I'm just gonna put it right there.

I am a big fan

and I write for the Seattle

"Woman's Book Weekly"

and I would just love

to do an interview with you.

Oh, well, thank you very much.

I'm flattered.

You're welcome. Not many writers

get a best-seller their first time out.

Ah, beginner's luck.

I read it twice.

Some really good stuff in there.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

So did it help?

Are you married?

- Uh, no-- no wife.

- Girlfriend?

No-no, just me...

all alone.

- So what's wrong with you?

- Pretty much everything.

It doesn't look like it from here.

Uh, thank you.

Step right up.

Uh, so the interview?

Does this weekend work?

I'm kind of busy

this weekend, actually.

- What about tonight?

- Tonight?

- Well--

- No time like the present.

Here's my address.

Um, okay. Yeah, tonight.

Tonight could be good.

Great.

So we meet around 7:00?

- 7:
00! 7:00. Nice to meet you.

- Okay. Nice to meet you.

- Hi there.

- Hi.

There you go.

Good luck.

- Hello, sir.

- Hello.

Your book is very inspirational.

I've always said

it's not just for women.

I was in a relationship--

well, I thought I was in a relationship.

But then I read your book.

It was like you opened up

my mind and my eyes

- and I saw things in a whole new light.

- Thank you very much.

This girl I was seeing, well--

she wasn't the girl

I thought she was.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

What happened?

She just disappeared.

Uh, well, would you

like me to sign it?

I can dedicate the book,

if you like.

I want you to make it out

to my new girlfriend.

- Okay.

- Audrey.

I want you to put, "Diamonds

are a girl's best friend..."

"Diamonds are...

a girl's best friend.

Wes Wilson."

There you go.

I'll make sure

this one doesn't disappear.

Nice, huh?

Fan base is expanding.

This is big. This is really big.

Hello?

Hello?

Dude, I know you're there,

sitting there watching the machine

as I talk, little bastard.

Look, remember, this is just

an interview with a super hot girl

with a super hot body,

all right?

Just have fun.

Maybe she'll inspire you.

Don't forget to tell me all about it.

- You know I love this sh*t.

- All right.

- Wes?

- Hi.

You can see me? Hi.

- Come on up.

- What do I push?

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