Lies And Illusions

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I feel in my heart

Our love has been

roaming apart

And when

I try talking to you

See what

you're going through

It's hard to know

where to start...

I know in my heart

I can make it all

up to you

This feeling of love

doesn't know

If it has a chance

to grow

Time will tell

versus what you do...

I feel in my heart

Love dreams,

so it seems...

Ladies and gentlemen,

it gives me great pleasure

to introduce my best friend...

best-selling author--

ladies and gentlemen,

a big round of applause

for Wes Wilson.

Thank you.

Making my way up to the stage.

Yes. Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you. Yes.

Hey. What's going down?

You're smooth.

Boy, yes! Thank you, thank you.

Thank you,

thank you very much.

Just wanna say it's a great

honor to be here this evening

and it truly does warm

my heart and soul

to see these gorgeous couples.

It just makes me think,

"Man, I am one heck of a writer!"

Yes!

- That you are!

- Now seriously, I remember...

way back when... when this was just

an idea floating around in my head.

And I talked to my agent here,

Martin Rivera,

who told me to forget all about it.

Way to go, Martin!

No, seriously, relationships--

the key is commitment, time

and, most importantly, honesty.

Yes. No, but seriously,

honesty-- honesty is the key.

And if that fails, role-playing.

All right. Perfect.

Thank you very much.

Hold it up there.

Right. Yeah.

We did it!

Oh, yeah.

Here we go, ladies.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you very, very much.

Yes! Role-play, role-play!

Okay. Thanks.

Thank you very much.

Be whoever you want to be.

Enjoy yourself.

All right, let's have plenty of people

on the dance floor.

- Ladies.

- Pleased.

- That look is working for you.

- You're better looking in person.

Thank you, darling.

Hey, can I have a vodka

and tonic, please?

Coming right up.

- Hey.

- Hey.

I have kind of seen

you around.

I'm-- I'm Wes.

I'm a writer.

- No kidding.

- You probably saw the speech there.

I got...

a national best-seller.

I'm actually working

on a new book now.

Really? What is it about?

It's all about

how to talk to women,

but I'm only on page 10.

How am I doing?

No, seriously,

you are absolutely gorgeous,

and, just purely

for research purposes,

is there anything I could say that

would get you to come up to my room?

- No.

- Why not?

Because you're just a writer.

Okay.

A challenge.

You kicked your shoes off.

They're over there somewhere.

Hey, buddy.

Creepy.

- Nice dress.

- Thank you.

I'm on my way.

- Hey, do you wanna dance?

- Okay, this one's for the lovers.

Just follow me.

Samantha?

Samantha?

Yes.

Yes.

- Would you marry me?

- Would you marry me?

Yes.

Yes!

Happy day, darling!

They're getting married!

You love doing that,

don't you?

I plan on doing it

the rest of my life.

Feel the heat

Then you'll see

I never say goodbye...

Thank you very much!

Mrs. Wilson,

ladies and gentlemen.

Now then,

let's get out of here.

- Hey.

- Marty? Marty Marty Marty.

This is the girl I was telling

you about. This is Samantha.

Samantha, this is Marty;

Marty, Sam.

Nice to finally meet you.

He said you were beautiful

and he wasn't lying.

This is amazing. Hi.

- Thank you.

- So, engaged? Already.

- Yes.

- That's very quickly.

Congratulations.

- It was love at first sight.

- Yes, it was.

Well, when you know, you know?

Hey, that's actually

a good title for another book,

maybe a follow-up to this. All right,

you guys, this is uncomfortable.

Um, you know what? There are

a couple of people I want you to meet.

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