Liberal Arts Page #3

It was a little cold,

but still I...

Think nice thoughts about me

when I'm gone,

if you can.

No, they did it at Macalester.

I really think

it could work here.

Well, it sounds great.

I tell you,

let's talk about it on Monday.

Oh, sure.

Night, Jesse.

Yeah, good night.

It's a good idea, though.

It's a terrible idea.

Oh, what a disaster.

Whatno, it was nice.

You're not half the liar

you used to be.

You know, it really means

a lot to me

that you came out for this.

How could I miss it?

You're the second best teacher

I had here.

I'm serious.

I'm gonna take off.

Well, I'll come with you.

Oh, no, no, no, you stay.

I want to be alone for a bit.

I feel you, man.

A lot of information in trees.

Uh...

How's your night going?

Fine.

Is your name...

Ethan?

No.

Why?

You look like an Ethan to me.

My name's not Ethan.

How cool would that have been

if that was your name

and I just, like...

Knew it?

Are you a student here?

Uh, no,

but thank you for thinking that.

You?

Nah, man.

I'm just here

visiting a buddy of mine.

But it's not a bad place

to kill a little time, huh?

I'm Nat.

I'm Jesse.

Do you hear that music, Ethan?

It sounds like a celebration.

I say we do

a little sherlocking,

find out where it's coming from

and what's going on.

- No-

- Don't say no.

Fortune never smiles

on those who say no.

Everybody get on the floor

Everybody wanna uh-uh-uh

Everybody get on the floor

Everybody wanna uh-uh-uh

Everybody get...

I would get you a beer,

but alcohol's for suckers, man.

Uh, yeah.

Listen, Nat, this isn't really

my scene anymore.

I'm gonna...

Give yourself five minutes

to adapt, my brother.

Change is never easy.

Tell me this.

What are your thoughts

on crop circles?

Uh, I don't have any.

There's some seriously weird

sh*t going on, bro.

You think it's just a bunch

of drunk English guys

with planks and rope?

You're a fool.

Mmhmm.

Spend some time

with those patterns.

You can feel it.

Something's trying

to communicate with us.

It should be on the front page

of every paper every day.

Okay.

Thanks.

Hey!

I thought that was you.

- Hi.

- How'd you end up here?

He made a friend.

Yeah, yeah, I-yeah.

Look at you.

You're, like, back in college.

Whee!

How does it feel?

Oh, this is Vanessa.

- Hey.

- Hi.

- I'm Nat.

- Hey.

Jesse's an alum.

We had brunch this morning.

I think my mom has

a little crush on him.

You went here?

I did, yeah.

When'd you graduate?

Oh, man, it was, uh, the '90s.

That was when we were born.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm old.

But you look good.

And you're overdressed.

Hotter, sweeter, taller...

That's better.

Hotter, sweeter

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