Liar Liar Page #5

- Oh ! You like it so far ?

- Everybody's been real nice.

Well, that's because

you have big jugs.

l mean, your b*obs

are huge.

l mean, l wanna

squeeze 'em. [ Gasps ]

Mama.

[ Sucking Sounds ]

- [ Slap ]

- [ Elevator Bell Dings ]

- Any change, mister ?

- Absolutely.

- Could you spare some ?

- Yes, l could.

- Will ya ? How come ?

- Mm-mm.

Because l believe

you will buy booze with it !

l just wanna get to the office

without being confronted by the

decay of Western society !

Plus, l'm cheap !

[ Gasps ]

Jerk off !

[ Bangs ]

[ Thud ]

You look like you're

having a rough morning.

Ding, ding, ding !

What do we have for her, Johnny ?

- Fletcher.

- Dana.

All right, Samantha. How much

will it take to put an end to all this ?

- Fifty percent of your estate.

- [ Scoffs ] Fifty percent ?

With a pre-nup and proof of adultery ?

What's your case ?

Our case is simply this.

[ Unable To Speak ]

B-- M--

N-n-n-n--

H-h-h-h--

l-l-l-l-l--

[ Clears Throat, Spits ]

Mmm.

[ Roars ]

Uh--

[ Sputtering

Nonsense Syllables ]

[ Nonsense Continues ]

Very funny, Fletcher !

You wanna play hardball ?

l'm game.

[ lmitating Dana ]

You wanna play hardball ? l'm game.

What are you doing ?

What is wrong with you ?

[ Bailiff ]

All rise for the Honorable

Judge Marshall Stevens.

Honorable ?

[ Blows Raspberry ]

Good morning.

Call case number BD-09395.

Samantha Cole vs. Richard Cole.

- How are we doing

this morning, Counsel ?

- Fine. Thank you.

- And you, Mr. Reede ?

- l'm a little upset about a bad

sexual episode last night.

[ Spectators Tittering ]

Well, you're still young.

lt'll happen more and more.

ln the meantime, what do you say

we get down to business ?

- First, Mr. Reede, l see--

- l would like a continuance !

This case has been delayed

several times, Mr. Reede.

l realize that, Your Honor, but l would

really, really like a continuance.

l'll have to hear

good cause, Counsel.

What's the problem ?

l can't lie !

Commendable, Mr. Reede, but

l'm waiting to hear good cause.

Do you have one or not ?

- Not.

- Motion for continuance denied.

ls there any chance

of a settlement in this case ?

l don't think so, Your Honor.

- But Mr. Reede has made it

clear he has no desire--

- Settle !

- Settle, settle, settle, settle !

- l don't want to settle.

Mr. Reede. You convinced me

yesterday, l'm the victim !

l'm starved for affection.

l'm driven into the arms of another man.

- Seven !

- Yeah, whatever.

With the story you came up with,

l don't think we can lose.

- l want to proceed.

- Mrs. Cole, you don't understand.

Mr. Reede.

Do we have a settlement ?

[ Shouts ] No !

- No, Your Honor.

- There's no settlement.

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