
Liar Liar
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1997
- 86 min
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- [ Woman ] W-O...
R...
K !
Work.
Today we're going to share
what our parents do for...
[ Children, Woman ]
Work !
My mommy is a doctor.
- My mom's a teacher.
- And your dad ?
- Mmm. My dad--
He's... a liar.
A-- A liar ? Oh, l'm sure
you don't mean a liar.
Well, he wears a suit and goes
to court and talks to the judge.
Oh ! l see.
You mean he's a lawyer.
[ Man ] Hey, Fletcher.
How'd it go ?
- Just another victory
for the wrongly accused.
- Yeah, right.
- [ Laughs ]
- Mr. Reede, great job.
Do you want your coat back ?
No, l'm sure you'll be
needing it again and again.
- Do you have a moment ?
- l'm late. lt's my day
to be with my son.
to talk about your big win.
Yeah ? How's my hair ?
Fabulous.
You look great.
[ Gasps ]
- What time is it ?
- l am sure your dad just
got held up in court again.
- Dad !
- Maximilian !
Hey, how ya doin', creep ?
Good.
Me too, except my arm
has been botherin' me.
- Oh, no, Dad !
- Oh, yeah.
lt's becoming a claw !
- [ Growling ]
- [ Giggling ]
[ Gasps ]
Nothing can stop the claw !
Run, boy, run !
Save yourself !
Do the claw to Mom !
Do the claw to Mom !
Uh-oh. You found
the claw's only weakness.
Subzero temperatures !
- [ Laughs ]
- So, did you have any trouble
finding the place ?
Okay, l'm late. l'm sorry.
l ran out of gas.
The gauge is broken.
Rough neighborhood too.
Good thing l was wearin'
neutral gang colors.
l might have had to pull out
my nine and bust a cap.
My mind and my money
and my money and my mind
- [ Giggling ]
Fletcher. You're their lawyer.
That was below the belt.
Keep the gloves up.
Mom, Dad's taking me
to see wrestling !
- Oh, Fletcher !
- Oh, Audrey !
Why do you have to take him
to see that stuff ? lt's very violent.
The boy must grow
to be a warrior.
than Rick Rude...
and Randy Macho-man Savage
in the cage of death ?
[ Car Horn Honking ]
Oh, good !
- [ Max ] Jerry, how's it goin' ?
You look like you grow
by the minute !
Fletcher, pleasure to see you.
Hi, honey !
- Hi.
- [ Smack ]
Wow. That was a nice image.
[ lmitates Keystroke ] Deleted.
- l have some more boxes for you.
- Oh, you're an angel.
- Boxes ?
- Remember, l told you a few weeks
ago, Jerry's moving to Boston.
Oh, right ! The job, the thing.
What do you do again ?
- Hospital administrator.
- Right, right !
Well, the boxes
are in my car.
Oh, those can wait.
l made this young man
a promise, didn't l ?
- Got time to throw a few ?
- Sure !
Come on, then !
- l forgot the boyfriend was moving.
- Jerry !
His name is Jerry !
And yes, he's moving.
l'm sorry. l hated him less
than your other boyfriends.
- lt wasn't serious, was it ?
- Semiserious, yes.
You guys aren't--
You know--
[ Grunting ]
[ Laughs ] l have been
dating him for seven months.
- What do you think ?
- Really ? Ooh !
l was hoping after being married
to me you'd have no strength left.
Remember, when we were married,
l wasn't having sex nearly
as often as you were.
Ouch ! And the ref
takes a point away.
- [ Max ] Out !
- Max is gonna miss him.
l'll be here.
[ Jerry ]
Ready ? Yeah ! Play ball.
Max, come on. We've gotta go.
- Dad, are we really going
to wrestling ?
- Absolutely, Max Factor.
We just have to stop by
the office for one minute.
Excuse me, sir. Any spare change ?
Oh, l'm sorry. l'm all out.
l can't do it.
Fred, it's your duty to present
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