Lesbian Vampire Killers Page #4

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We have to stop this madness.

- Reckon that's his daughter?

- If it's not, that's one dirty vicar.

We can't let more

innocent people die!

- Then what? Then they'll come for us!

- Oh. Hi.

Don't you see they have us already?

Our women are cursed,

and we are spineless fools

who let it happen.

I know it's hard, vicar, what with

your Rebecca turning 18...

Eighteen? Love it.

Together we can stop this.

You are either with me or against me.

What a tosser.

Who is with me?

No, it can't be.

No, that's impossible.

- It can't be you. What is your name?

- Hey, this cost 25 quid, mate!

- That is enough, Father. Enough!

- Daddy!

Come, child.

Does he know you? Have you been

hanging out with vicars?

- Never seen him before in my life.

- Sorry about that, lads.

Here you go.

No hard feelings, eh?

Sorry for the vicar.

He's a strange sort.

If you lads want a bed for the night,

there be a cottage,

the old Mircalla place,

not two miles down the road.

Oh, that's great, but how much is it?

- We're a bit light on the old...

- Money.

Oh, it don't cost nothing.

The doors are always open.

Any weary traveller

can expect a nice, long rest.

You, sir, are a scholar and a gent.

If there's one thing I like more

than free booze, it's a free bed.

Thank you very much.

Might be a bit

of a tight squeeze, though.

I sent some beautiful young girls

down there not too long ago.

[ Ida Maria:
I Like You So Much Better

When You're Naked]

Take off your clothes

Come on, take 'em off

I like you so much better

when you're naked

I like me so much better

when you're naked

I like you so much better

when you're naked

[song continues indistinctly]

- [Truck engine sputtering]

- I like you so much...

What's wrong with it?

Come on, come on. [stuttering]

Don't break down on us now. Come on!

- [Engine sputters, dies]

- Come on! What?

[Engine failing]

[Gasps]

- Come on!

- That'll really help, Lotte.

- We're screwed.

- Ja.

Great. We're in the middle of nowhere,

miles from anywhere.

Are you sure you put petrol in?

- [Lotte] Anke, for the fifth time, yes.

- [Anke] Just checking.

Well, let us walk to the cottage.

We must be close.

The landlord said

it was only a few miles.

- Ja.

- We're closer to the inn.

We should go get help.

Ja. Ja.

I'm only going back there with knives.

Those men were freaky.

- I think we should stay with the van.

- Ja.

- [Scraping noises]

- Oh...

- [noises continue]

- Do you hear that?

- What is it?

- [Gasps]

[Lotte] There's something out there.

- Stop scaring us, Lotte.

- Ja.

- [Clattering]

- Listen, listen!

It's coming from the roof!

- It is probably just a branch.

- A branch?

Ja.

[Exhales deeply]

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