Lesbian Vampire Killers Page #2
- Year:
- 2009
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Can't you see what that witch
has done to our lives?
Relied on that money for my holiday.
Our holiday, I mean.
- How much have you got?
- Um...
Uh, well...
Tricky, because
I've sort of been sacked.
- You hit another girl?
- It was a boy.
I don't want to talk about it.
So what we're essentially saying is that
neither of us can afford to go anywhere.
- Pretty much.
- Brilliant.
Uh, hello. Wasn't expecting you.
- I've finally done it!
- Done what?
Get the "champers" on ice.
I'm all yours, honey.
- Oh, bloody hell.
- I've left him for good this time,
- so you and me can have fun.
- [Zipper unzips]
- [Giggles]
- You've done what?
Let's celebrate. Naughty boy!
Who the hell are you?
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm his girlfriend.
- Really? I'm his wife.
- [Gasps]
[Exhales] Right.
- Dave, get back here!
- In my defence,
- I never meant for you to find out.
- [Slapping sound]
- I got a plan.
- Does it involve girls?
- It's cheap.
- Yeah. Does it involve girls?
Let's... go... hiking.
That... is one of the most
depressingly shitty
ideas for a holiday
I've ever heard in my life, ever.
- It's a great idea.
- You're a penis!
Wherever it lands on the map,
we go there.
Leave it to the hands of fate.
- What do you say?
- No.
- It'll be brilliant.
- It will be sh*t.
Let the dart show us the way.
All right, then. F*** it.
I'm only agreeing because
I'm feeling for you right now,
and because
I'm unbelievably sh*t-faced.
Throw it like you mean it, McLaren.
How do you say it? Crag...
Cragwi... Cragwich?
It's spelled A-D-V-N-T-U-R-E, my friend.
Christ, you're a tit!
[Inhales, exhales] Get that?
- Country air. Nothing like it.
- [Cow mooing]
Smells like normal air
with cow sh*t in it.
Exactly. Nothing like the
pervading stench of faeces
to take your mind off your troubles.
[Birds cawing]
Have you brought anything besides beer?
You're expecting a
water bomb fight or something?
[Flies buzzing]
[Cell phone buzzing]
- Hello?
- [Judy] Jimmy, it's me.
- Judy?
- Yes! Look, Jimmy.
I've been thinking, and I realise
I've made a terrible mistake.
I want to come back, Jimmy.
I... love you.
- What?
- I love you!
- Hello?
- [Judy speaking indistinctly]
I can't hear... Hello?
- [Mouthing words]
- Judy?
I'll drive to meet you.
We can talk, the two of us.
We can work everything out.
When I get there,
you can wear my panties.
- Why'd you do that?
- We are here to hike.
But... I can't f***ing believe
you just done that!
OK, maybe I did overreact
a bit, and I'm sorry.
I'll, um, buy you another one. Jim...
Jim!
[Panting] Hold up a minute.
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