Len and Company Page #5

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- I didn't know

he was giving one.

- It's not a speech.

- Once a week, we have somebody

come into our class

at my school

to talk about something,

like a-a guest speaker,

and my dad's in Afghanistan,

so Len's gonna fill in instead,

which is way better.

- So what is it, like,

Bring Your Parent to School Day

or something?

- Sort of, but it doesn't have

to be your parent.

It just has to be

someone old who has a job.

- Flattery will get

you everywhere, William.

- Hey, Dad, I taped

the Man City-Liverpool game.

I was gonna put it on

if you want to watch it.

- F*** Liverpool.

We've got a raccoon invasion

to deal with here.

[cage clatters]

F***ing Liverpool.

- Yeah, right.

All right, I'll leave you guys

to it, then.

Yeah.

[cage clatters]

- Let me see that

before you get hurt.

- Yeah, catch a f***ing...

[cage clatters]

Catch a f***ing horse in it.

[dark pop music

playing on radio]

II:

- Oh, yeah.

I Champ Burger I

- Welcome to Champ Burger.

- Thank you.

- You had a combo number two

with a large Pepsi.

That comes to $9.17.

- Cool.

' [gasps]

' Zoe?

- Here you go.

Oh, hi.

- Hi.

- Holy sh*t.

- Hi.

- This is crazy.

It's you.

- Yeah, it is.

- I am totally

obsessed with you.

- Cool.

- What are you doing out here

in this dump for?

- Yeah, what-

what are you doing here?

- I'm going to see Len.

- Are you, uh-are you okay?

- No, not really.

[chuckles]

- Hey, there's some extra

napkins and sh*t in the bag.

- Cool, man.

Thank you so much.

[phone camera clicks]

- Percy, you see

how the king picks me out

for special greeting'?

- No, my lord.

- I saw H, my lord.

- Ah, and What is your name,

little fellow?

- My name is Baldrick, my lord.

- Ah, then I shall call you...

Baldrick.

- And I shall call you

"my lord,"

my lord.

- I like the out of your job,

young fellow m'lad.

- Hey, can I ask you something?

- Mm-hmm.

- Do you ever miss

being in a band?

- There's bits about it I miss.

It was a f***ed-up time.

People like to romanticize

that sort of thing, you know?

- Yeah.

Man, I just-

it just must have been like...

you know, just playing

whatever you wanted to play

and not having,

I don't know, just-

it must have been a great time

to be an artist.

- Have you lost your conkers?

- So you Won?

- Yeah, there were bits

about it that were fantastic.

[people cheering]

- Yeah, you know,

things are actually pretty-

going pretty okay

for my band right now.

- Right.

- Yeah, I mean, Zach-

like, he's such a stoner, but-

but he's, like, so talented.

You know, I-and I have to be

the one that-

to kind of, like, bring

everybody together.

It's...

Yeah.

I don't know, even-

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