
Len and Company
- UNRATED
- Year:
- 2015
- 102 min
- 12 Views
(0.00 / 0 votes)[projector whirring]
[Ian Dury and the Blackheads'
"Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick"]
[upbeat rock music]
II:
I From Milan I
I To Yucatan I
I Hit me with
I HR me, m me I
I Je t'adore,
ich liebe dich I
I HR me, m me, m me I
I Hit me with
I Hit me slowly,
hit me quick I
I HR me, m me, m me I
II:
I In the wilds I
I Of Borneo I
I And the vineyards I
I Of Bordeaux I
I Eskimo, Arapaho I
I Move their body to and fro I
II:
I Hit me with
I HR me, m me I
I Das ist gut,
c'est fantastique I
I HR me, m me, m me I
I Hit me with
I It's nice to be I
I A lunatic I
I HR me, m me, m me I
[lively saxophone solo]
II:
I HR me, m me, m I
II:
I In the dock of Tiger Bay I
I On the road to Mandalay I
I Over hills I
[door slams]
- Hey, man,
can I borrow a tie?
- For what'?
- Mine has shit on it.
I got a job interview.
- Okay, you just,
uh, clean yours?
- No.
I'm too pressed for time.
Today's soccer,
plus I'm captain this week,
so I'm in charge
of bringing all the goals,
and fuckin' Agro Mike's
got a UTI.
- Uh, well,
they're in the top drawer.
- Thanks, man.
- Yeah.
- Wait, hey,
when are you coming back?
- I don't know.
- All right.
Let me know how it goes.
- Yeah.
- All right, see you, man.
- All right.
- I never knew it was possible
to be so bored
and stressed at the same time.
II:
- Yeah, no,
I'll just look it up
on my phone if/ get lost.
Don't Worry.
Yeah, no.
Well, then, I'll pull over.
Yeah, no.
It'll be fine.
Yeah, listen,
I don't want to get a ticket.
I don't want to get pulled over,
so I'll-I'll, uh-
I'll give you a call
when I get there.
Okay.
Yeah, no, Mom,
I know what he's like, okay?
You don't have to coach me.
All right, yeah.
No, I'm hanging up now.
AH right, bye.
[ethereal music]
II:
[water flowing]
[crows calling]
Hey.
Dad.
Len.
[sputtering]
Hello, Max.
- Uh, what are you doing?
- Fucking swimming.
What's it look like?
- The water's disgusting.
- No, it's not.
It's nature.
It's like swimming
in a pond with steps.
It's what man was meant
to swim in.
Besides, I think
the pool guy's quit.
- He quit?
Why?
- I don't know.
He just doesn't
come round anymore.
- Yeah, well,
that's part of the problem.
Never been properly introduced.
Tessa used to take care
of all that shit.
He was a pissant, anyway,
always rushing around.
- I bet I could find him.
- Don't bother.
He's fired.
Cheeky fucking cunt bastard.
- [chuckles]
[clears throat]
- So, uh...
To what do I owe
the honor of this visit?
- I just thought
I'd check up on you,
see if you're okay.
I tried calling.
- I see you brought a bag.
- Yeah, I, uh-l thought
I'd stay for a couple of days.
Yeah, no one's heard from you
in a while, you know?
You must be cold.
- No, I'm not.
- I mean, you really got
the whole "Grey Gardens"
thing going.
I like it.
- Yeah, well, I wasn't
expecting any visitors.
[cell phone vibrates, beeps]
- Yeah.
- No phones up here.
- Are you serious?
- Don't want to see it.
. Okay"
- I want to hear myself think
for a change.
I mean it.
- So, uh, uh, when did you
break up with Tess?
- Awhile ago.
- What happened?
- She was an underfed coyote,
poor thing.
Time came for her
to go foraging.
- Man, I'm-l'm sorry
to hear that.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
"Len and Company" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2021. Web. 15 Apr. 2021. <https://www.scripts.com/script/len_and_company_12438>.