LEGO Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes Unite Page #2
Me, a hometown boy
who made good.
'You're right.
You don't deserve that. '
That's right. I don't.
Eh, wait. Who said that?
'How would you like
to be out of arkham right now'
'and given a chance
to take revenge on batman'
'and the rest
of this ungrateful city? '
Well, I'd have to be crazy
to say no to that offer.
Unless you're just
one of the voices in my head.
In which case,
I'm crazy anyway.
What!
Bang
Oh, hey, lex!
You've come to get
your watch back?
Or did a bus from metropolis
get lost and breakdown?
First, I don't take the bus.
And second,
yes, give me my watch.
So, what you got there?
This, my friend,
is the deconstructor.
One that is absorbed so quickly
That it causes
it to pull itself apart.
What!
Nifty! What's it got
to do with me?
First, I need help
replacing its power source.
It doesn't run on aa batteries.
Kryptonite.
And second, I might need
some of that joker gas
You are so good at making.
Oh, yeah.
I guess that could
come in handy
For someone
running for president.
You help me, you can use
the deconstructor
To your heart's content.
Quack, quack...
Know anybody who has lots of
shiny, black, unbreakable toys?
I don't know
who you're referring to.
Come on! Batman!
Oh. You were...
Joking. I'm the joker.
'Prisoner escape!
Repeat, prisoner escape! '
We should be going.
Can I just have one try?
A- ah!
Joker, come on.
It's a shame.
Now someone's going
to have to fix this.
But the good news
is, I'm out of prison.
Joker!
Hey, what's going on?
- It's a riddle.
- Oh, come on!
That's my thing.
'Justice league
watchtower calling batman. '
Justice league watchtower
calling batman.
This is batman.
Just checking your location
in case of emergency.
I'm in the batcave.
Sounds like an emergency.
It's alright. I got it.
You got dressed fast.
Well, I've just started
sleeping in the costume now.
Whoa!
May I?
Oh, well,
I thought you were going
to let me play with that thing.
Dah! What's this?
Do I need this?
Boom
Nah!
Joker, could we
move things along?
You're no fun
to shop with, lexie.
Grr!
Whoa!
Hey!
Wait!
Stop!
Okay, we can go.
On second thought,
I have an idea!
Joker, come on!
I'm an artiste.
I like to challenge myself
with a bigger canvas.
Commissioner.
Oh, thank goodness you're here.
No problem, jim.
Commissioner gordon
is what you need to call him.
What's the situation?
There's been a breakout
at arkham.
'The bridge
automatically submerges'
'during a prison break. '
'Unfortunately, it's so old'
'it takes a long time
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