LEGO Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes Unite

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- Oh, after you.

- Argh.

- You worried?

- Superman does not worry.

Lex?

Right here.

You diseased maniac.

I'll take it from here.

Woa-ah!

Uh-h.

You feel okay, superman?

Oh.

Huh?

Crash

Hmm.

Hmm?

Argh!

Lex, I'm surprised

you took time away

From your

presidential campaigning

And came to gotham city

for this.

Oh, dear lady, as a nominee

it's my pleasure

And privilege to be here.

Especially, if you win.

And now, ladies and gentlemen.

The moment you've all

been waiting for.

We're here tonight

to honor a great man.

A man who has proved

time and again

'his first priority

is helping those in need. '

This year's

man of the year award

Goes to... Bruce wayne.

Next year, buddy.

I despise that guy.

Bruce, will you say a few words?

Well, there's not much to say.

I do what little I can.

Since every once in a while

everyone needs a helping hand.

Though I'm not sure

I deserve an award for it.

'You heard him.

He doesn't deserve it. '

'Which is just as well, since

we got a last minute entry. '

'Who has been there for you? '

'One man who has

made it his mission'

'to improve the lives

of people around him. '

'He has remodeled

our buildings. '

'Helped keep our banks free

of unnecessary clutter. '

'You have always shown

your appreciation. '

'What you need?

We'll do anything for you. '

'And why stop now? '

Ha ha!

A standing ovation!

Did not expect that.

But I'll take it.

And also, everything else.

Uh-uh.

Excuse me, sir.

I'm going to purr-loin

your valuables.

Riddle me this.

What's green

and found in your wallet?

- Money?

- Um, no. Not anymore.

Wait!

Sorry, to rain

on your terrain, my dear.

Quack, quack,

quack, quack.

- Thanks so much.

- Oh.

Well, well, lex luthor.

Presidential candidate

And superman's

least favorite bald person.

No, thanks. I don't

want to get joy buzzed.

Oh, don't worry,

I didn't want to shake hands.

I want your watch.

Nice running into you.

- Let's do it again some time.

- Oh, we will.

- Speech.

- Come on, joker.

- Speech.

- Come on.

What a night, such an honor.

I'm speechless.

Ah, who am I kidding?

When am I ever speechless?

Look at that face.

It's like, what's he gonna say?

What's going to come out

of that mouth of his?

Crash

Sorry, to wipe

that grin off your face, joker.

You're not sorry,

you're not sorry at all.

Riddle me this, batman.

What wears a mask

and is unconscious?

You.

Whoosh

Let's get him.

- Ahh!

- Ah!

Let's ask the coin?

Crash

Ha ha ha.

- 'Get going, robin. '

- 'I was waiting for you. '

Quack, quack,

quack, quack.

Quack, quack, quack.

Crash

Crash

Ah, my kind of party.

Good food, good people.

Good goody bags.

Hey, bat-lame and slobin.

Why are you guys hanging around?

Ha! You see what I did there?

We're here to get those

valuables you stole, joker.

And bruce wayne's

man of the year award.

This is my award

It very clearly says,

me, joker.

Oh, you just-you ju...

You just stuck that on there.

Whoa-a!

Robin, focus on your flying.

'Sorry. '

Whoa!

Oh, I missed.

You like shark, batman?

'Because I think

they're going to like you. '

Argh!

Oh, come on!

I can't keep up.

I'll take it from here.

Oh-he-e.

Swoosh

You like missiles, batman?

Because I think

they're going to like you.

Huh!

Let's see, what do we have?

Oh, good. You like pie, batman?

'Cause I think...

Ah, forget it.

Argh!

Where does he get

these unbreakable toys?

Clang

Oh, come on!

Oh, see, now you get out!

You are afraid of a real fight.

Yeah, you're so scary.

Watch the suit, boys.

Thanks for helping out, batman.

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