LEGO Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes Unite
- Oh, after you.
- Argh.
- You worried?
- Superman does not worry.
Lex?
Right here.
You diseased maniac.
I'll take it from here.
Woa-ah!
Uh-h.
You feel okay, superman?
Oh.
Huh?
Crash
Hmm.
Hmm?
Argh!
Lex, I'm surprised
you took time away
From your
presidential campaigning
And came to gotham city
for this.
Oh, dear lady, as a nominee
it's my pleasure
And privilege to be here.
Especially, if you win.
And now, ladies and gentlemen.
The moment you've all
been waiting for.
We're here tonight
A man who has proved
time and again
'his first priority
This year's
man of the year award
Goes to... Bruce wayne.
Next year, buddy.
I despise that guy.
Bruce, will you say a few words?
Well, there's not much to say.
I do what little I can.
Since every once in a while
everyone needs a helping hand.
Though I'm not sure
'You heard him.
He doesn't deserve it. '
'Which is just as well, since
we got a last minute entry. '
'Who has been there for you? '
'One man who has
made it his mission'
'to improve the lives
'He has remodeled
our buildings. '
'Helped keep our banks free
of unnecessary clutter. '
'You have always shown
your appreciation. '
'What you need?
We'll do anything for you. '
'And why stop now? '
Ha ha!
A standing ovation!
Did not expect that.
But I'll take it.
And also, everything else.
Uh-uh.
Excuse me, sir.
I'm going to purr-loin
your valuables.
Riddle me this.
What's green
and found in your wallet?
- Money?
- Um, no. Not anymore.
Wait!
Sorry, to rain
on your terrain, my dear.
Quack, quack,
quack, quack.
- Thanks so much.
- Oh.
Well, well, lex luthor.
Presidential candidate
And superman's
least favorite bald person.
No, thanks. I don't
want to get joy buzzed.
Oh, don't worry,
I didn't want to shake hands.
I want your watch.
Nice running into you.
- Let's do it again some time.
- Oh, we will.
- Speech.
- Come on, joker.
- Speech.
- Come on.
What a night, such an honor.
I'm speechless.
Ah, who am I kidding?
When am I ever speechless?
Look at that face.
It's like, what's he gonna say?
What's going to come out
of that mouth of his?
Crash
Sorry, to wipe
that grin off your face, joker.
You're not sorry,
you're not sorry at all.
Riddle me this, batman.
What wears a mask
and is unconscious?
You.
Whoosh
Let's get him.
- Ahh!
- Ah!
Let's ask the coin?
Crash
Ha ha ha.
- 'Get going, robin. '
- 'I was waiting for you. '
Quack, quack,
quack, quack.
Quack, quack, quack.
Crash
Crash
Ah, my kind of party.
Good food, good people.
Good goody bags.
Hey, bat-lame and slobin.
Why are you guys hanging around?
Ha! You see what I did there?
We're here to get those
valuables you stole, joker.
And bruce wayne's
man of the year award.
This is my award
It very clearly says,
me, joker.
Oh, you just-you ju...
You just stuck that on there.
Whoa-a!
Robin, focus on your flying.
'Sorry. '
Whoa!
Oh, I missed.
You like shark, batman?
'Because I think
they're going to like you. '
Argh!
Oh, come on!
I can't keep up.
I'll take it from here.
Oh-he-e.
Swoosh
You like missiles, batman?
Because I think
they're going to like you.
Huh!
Let's see, what do we have?
Oh, good. You like pie, batman?
'Cause I think...
Ah, forget it.
Argh!
Where does he get
these unbreakable toys?
Clang
Oh, come on!
Oh, see, now you get out!
You are afraid of a real fight.
Yeah, you're so scary.
Watch the suit, boys.
Thanks for helping out, batman.
Hey, you know,
I also was... Part of this.
Hey, guys, need a hand?
With what? Parking?
Huh?
Yeah, sorry. I wanted to
be there for your award.
Ah, I mean, uh,
bruce wayne's award.
- Me too. Kids weren't invited.
- Mmm.
So, saw you put a big hole
in the theatre.
I'll get it repaired.
I already did that.
Also, I put your boat
back in the water.
Hey, thanks!
Yeah, thanks.
You know, you should really try
not to make such a mess
While you're fighting crime.
I can see you smirking in there.
X- ray vision.
Aren't there people
somewhere else
That need your help right now?
I should go. See you, guys.
Bye, superman!
- He's so nice.
- Yeah, he's great.
You were kinda rude.
See you at the batcave.
Swoosh
Scenes of chaos
tonight at the gotham city theatre
Where the joker has interrupted
The prestigious
man of the year awards.
Watch the suit, boys.
This was the fifth annual man of
the year ceremony held in gotham
But only the second to be
brought to a premature end
'by a gang of rampaging
villains. '
Computer... I have
an election to win.
Grr.
Looks like another stay
in arkham asylum for the joker.
Hmm.
Love you, joker!
I'll win in a landslide.
Huh?
Oh, come on.
'First batman, second superman. '
Kryptonite.
'Batman seems to have
recovered all the stolen property'
Including bruce wayne's
man of the year award.
The only thing left for joker,
a swift return to arkham asylum.
Along with the title,
goon of the year.
This is clark kent
on assignment in gotham city
'Hey! '
I was watching that.
Too much television
is bad for you, pumpkin.
How does he
sneak all that stuff in?
Clark kent!
Really despise that guy.
Coming all the way
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