LEGO Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes Unite

Synopsis: Presidential Candidate Lex Luthor teams up with the joker to destroy Batman and Superman while becoming president. Will the duo of Batman and Superman win or will they be taken down and destroyed with the rest of the justice league. Based On The Thrilling Video Game Lego Batman 2 DC super heroes.
Director(s): Jon Burton
71 min

- Oh, after you.

- Argh.

- You worried?

- Superman does not worry.


Right here.

You diseased maniac.

I'll take it from here.



You feel okay, superman?







Lex, I'm surprised

you took time away

From your

presidential campaigning

And came to gotham city

for this.

Oh, dear lady, as a nominee

it's my pleasure

And privilege to be here.

Especially, if you win.

And now, ladies and gentlemen.

The moment you've all

been waiting for.

We're here tonight

to honor a great man.

A man who has proved

time and again

'his first priority

is helping those in need. '

This year's

man of the year award

Goes to... Bruce wayne.

Next year, buddy.

I despise that guy.

Bruce, will you say a few words?

Well, there's not much to say.

I do what little I can.

Since every once in a while

everyone needs a helping hand.

Though I'm not sure

I deserve an award for it.

'You heard him.

He doesn't deserve it. '

'Which is just as well, since

we got a last minute entry. '

'Who has been there for you? '

'One man who has

made it his mission'

'to improve the lives

of people around him. '

'He has remodeled

our buildings. '

'Helped keep our banks free

of unnecessary clutter. '

'You have always shown

your appreciation. '

'What you need?

We'll do anything for you. '

'And why stop now? '

Ha ha!

A standing ovation!

Did not expect that.

But I'll take it.

And also, everything else.


Excuse me, sir.

I'm going to purr-loin

your valuables.

Riddle me this.

What's green

and found in your wallet?

- Money?

- Um, no. Not anymore.


Sorry, to rain

on your terrain, my dear.

Quack, quack,

quack, quack.

- Thanks so much.

- Oh.

Well, well, lex luthor.

Presidential candidate

And superman's

least favorite bald person.

No, thanks. I don't

want to get joy buzzed.

Oh, don't worry,

I didn't want to shake hands.

I want your watch.

Nice running into you.

- Let's do it again some time.

- Oh, we will.

- Speech.

- Come on, joker.

- Speech.

- Come on.

What a night, such an honor.

I'm speechless.

Ah, who am I kidding?

When am I ever speechless?

Look at that face.

It's like, what's he gonna say?

What's going to come out

of that mouth of his?


Sorry, to wipe

that grin off your face, joker.

You're not sorry,

you're not sorry at all.

Riddle me this, batman.

What wears a mask

and is unconscious?



Let's get him.

- Ahh!

- Ah!

Let's ask the coin?


Ha ha ha.

- 'Get going, robin. '

- 'I was waiting for you. '

Quack, quack,

quack, quack.

Quack, quack, quack.



Ah, my kind of party.

Good food, good people.

Good goody bags.

Hey, bat-lame and slobin.

Why are you guys hanging around?

Ha! You see what I did there?

We're here to get those

valuables you stole, joker.

And bruce wayne's

man of the year award.

This is my award

It very clearly says,

me, joker.

Oh, you just-you ju...

You just stuck that on there.


Robin, focus on your flying.

'Sorry. '


Oh, I missed.

You like shark, batman?

'Because I think

they're going to like you. '


Oh, come on!

I can't keep up.

I'll take it from here.



You like missiles, batman?

Because I think

they're going to like you.


Let's see, what do we have?

Oh, good. You like pie, batman?

'Cause I think...

Ah, forget it.


Where does he get

these unbreakable toys?


Oh, come on!

Oh, see, now you get out!

You are afraid of a real fight.

Yeah, you're so scary.

Watch the suit, boys.

Thanks for helping out, batman.

Hey, you know,

I also was... Part of this.

Hey, guys, need a hand?

With what? Parking?


Yeah, sorry. I wanted to

be there for your award.

Ah, I mean, uh,

bruce wayne's award.

- Me too. Kids weren't invited.

- Mmm.

So, saw you put a big hole

in the theatre.

I'll get it repaired.

I already did that.

Also, I put your boat

back in the water.

Hey, thanks!

Yeah, thanks.

You know, you should really try

not to make such a mess

While you're fighting crime.

I can see you smirking in there.

X- ray vision.

Aren't there people

somewhere else

That need your help right now?

Yeah, actually there are.

I should go. See you, guys.

Bye, superman!

- He's so nice.

- Yeah, he's great.

You were kinda rude.

I was doing a systems check.

See you at the batcave.


Scenes of chaos

tonight at the gotham city theatre

Where the joker has interrupted

The prestigious

man of the year awards.

Watch the suit, boys.

This was the fifth annual man of

the year ceremony held in gotham

But only the second to be

brought to a premature end

'by a gang of rampaging

villains. '

Computer... I have

an election to win.


Looks like another stay

in arkham asylum for the joker.


Love you, joker!

I'll win in a landslide.


Oh, come on.

'First batman, second superman. '


'Batman seems to have

recovered all the stolen property'

Including bruce wayne's

man of the year award.

The only thing left for joker,

a swift return to arkham asylum.

Along with the title,

goon of the year.

This is clark kent

on assignment in gotham city

For daily planet online.

'Hey! '

I was watching that.

Too much television

is bad for you, pumpkin.

How does he

sneak all that stuff in?

Clark kent!

Really despise that guy.

Coming all the way

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David A. Goodman

David A. Goodman is an American writer and producer. Goodman was a writer for several television series, such as The Golden Girls (his first job), Futurama (where he was also a co-executive producer, and writer of the famous Futurama Star Trek parody episode "Where No Fan Has Gone Before") and Star Trek: Enterprise. David Goodman also produced Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story. He is also the writer for Fred: The Movie, a 2010 film based on the Fred Figglehorn YouTube series and the sequel Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred. more…

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