Legend of the Naked Ghost Page #5

Yeah, simple.

Well, if we can somehow

release Gail's soul,

the house can go clean,

and she can rest in peace.

Jeez, the plot thickens, huh?

Can you show some respect

sometimes, would you?

Sorry. No offense meant.

Well, enough of this standing

around yapping.

Let's get this

show on the road.

Excellent idea, Mike.

- Wow.

- This is quite a place.

Even more majestic

than I expected.

- Spectacular.

- I'll say.

If I was a ghost, this is

where I'd come a haunting.

Damn. It really is

creeped out in here.

It's not movie creepy,

real creepy.

I know.

I mean, it feels like,

I don't know, we're being

watched or something.

Candy, don't say stuff like that.

I'm already scared.

Not much like the classroom,

is it, guys?

No, not at all.

You follow me upstairs,

I'll show you to your room.

Upstairs?

Yeah. That's where

the bedrooms are.

And the bathrooms,

too, I hope.

You'll have your choice

of three lavish commodes.

Great 'cause I could

really use a shower.

Zane, why are you thinking about

taking a shower in a place like this?

Because I was cooped up

all day in that van.

- You had air conditioning.

- Not where I was sitting.

Candy, just let him

take a shower.

I'll keep you protected, okay?

Come on, pal. Let's go out

and grab the bags.

That's right, guys. Let's get settled

because I want everybody down here

at 7:
00 sharp

for the sance.

You didn't say anything

about a sance.

Well, how were you expecting to

contact the dead, Miss Crane?

- Facebook?

- There's a bunch of dead people on Facebook.

All right, Miss Hazel,

if you will.

Right this way, ladies.

7:
00 p.m. sharp.

Now, don't hog

all the hot water.

If there is any.

I've been standing here for 10 minutes

and the thing is still ice cold.

Don't sweat it, ladies.

I just went down to the cellar

and turned on the heater.

You went down there alone?

Yes, I did.

And I'm sorry to report,

no ghost sightings yet.

Know what? It can stay like

that till morning.

What? I thought you were girls were

all about all things paranormal.

Not me.

My boyfriend.

He actually did tell me

that there were no ghosts

and that this

was an easy pass.

So, here I am,

just enjoying the ride.

Well, at least you're honest.

What about you, Tabitha?

Well, I'm doing this

for my dad.

He was a magician in Vegas

for years until he retired.

As a little girl,

I remember him saying

that magic as more

than just an illusion.

That it was a gateway

to places unknown.

After he passed on

last spring,

I decided to do some

investigating on my own.

Just to see if it was true.

Oh. I never knew that, Tabby.

- Are they in there?

- I believe so.

Do you think

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