Legend of the Naked Ghost

Synopsis: A group of unsuspecting college students explore a haunted house and get more than they bargained for when the frenzy of the paranormal world reveals itself in Legend of the Naked Ghost. Come, take the ultimate sensually scary journey into the unknown as three young couples embark on a 'ghost-hunting' field trip to the abandoned mansion of the late tinsel-town actress, Gail Evelyn.
Genre: Comedy
40 min


This is Chipisin

with WTRA Radio.

We interrupt your regularly

scheduled broadcast of Symphony Sid

to bring you this special news buletin.

The local economy

is being strangled

by Kazah Kingcapa...

and his evil goons.


has taken control

of our shipping mains and

crippled our means of survival.

Their reign of tyranny

must come to an end.

This has been a public service

announcement brought you

by WTRA radio.

We now return you to

Symphony Sid

already in progress.

Herr Kommandant!

We just seized another

whiskey shipment from

the East Siders.

Excellent work, Sargent.

It is imperative that the surrounding

units stay vigilant.

They may deploy a counter


Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!

We have secured a perimeter

around the camp.

Ammunition supplies have

just arrived with an extra

battalion of infantry soldiers.

Our main objective is

to secure this island and control

the water surrounding it.

If we see another one of those

whiskey shipments, I want to

attack swift and hard.

Eliminate the crew

and confiscate their materials.

Yes, sir!

We will move our location

to a tower on the south peninsula.

I will personally monitor

the situation from there.

I have received intelligence that

they may use the southern corridor

to send another shipment through.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!

One last thing, Sargent.

Let's make sure we don't have

another incident like last time you were

supposed to keep watch.

For your sake.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!

Yeah, come in.

Boss, I just got a message

through the telegraph.

The Krauts got us again.

Son of a... Get the crew ready!

Leave me and the Captain here

to do a little chit chatting.

Serve up a round of

drinks for the boys.

We's gonna see what we gonna do

about this little problem here, see? Yeah.

These Krauts want a war?

Then they got a war, see?

Be helpin' you, I be.

That's beautiful, see?

I spit out some false

info out on the streets.

I let the word spread

that I was going to send

my next shipment through

the southern corridor, see? Yeah.

I knew someone would spill

the beans to one of Klinks goons.

That's where your ship comes in.

We're gonna send you ship

through the southern corridor, see?

Because that's where they expect it.

We's gonna draw

all the attention down there.

Then up the northern corridor,

I'm gonna send a rickety row

boat with a couple of barrels of

hooch for my next delivery, see?

They won't suspect a thing.

Those Krauts will have all their guns

and their men on the south side.

Yeah. See, all you need to do is

to stay within firing range

and have a cannon fight with

them to keep their attention.

As soon as my ship makes passage

you'll get a message that

you can turn your ship

back around to safety.

That sounds like a good plan.

Beautiful, see?

I'm gonna give you Nicky the Nose

with his Tommy Gun.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!

All of our gun enplacements

have been reinforced.

Are you sure it is a

good idea to concentrate

the bulk of our forces

at the south side?

Don't be a fool.

I have direct intelligence that

this is where they will attack from.

Make sure everyone

stays on high alert.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!

Watch out for the sea monster.



Aye, Captain!

Be 15 miles from our

destination, we be.

Quack quizzle!

Sorry! 16 miles from

our destination.

Maintain this course.

Shiver me timbers,

this might just work.

I have spotted something

out of my port side.

This is the shipment I received

the intelligence about.

We must destroy this ship!

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Jim Wynorski

Jim Wynorski (born August 14, 1950 in Glen Cove, Long Island, New York) is an American screenwriter, director, and producer. Wynorski has been making B-movies and exploitation movies since the early 1980s, and has directed over 75 feature films. His earliest films were released to movie theaters, but his later works have predominantly been released to cable or the straight-to-video market. He often works under pseudonyms such as "Jay Andrews," "Arch Stanton," "H.R. Blueberry," "Tom Popatopolis," and "Noble Henry." His movies often spoof horror films: Cleavagefield, for example, parodies Cloverfield, The Bare Wench Project parodies The Blair Witch Project, and "Para-Knockers Activity" parodies Paranormal Activity. A character in the film The Final Destination is named after him.In 2009, the documentary Popatopolis, directed by Clay Westervelt and named for one of Wynorski's pseudonyms, chronicled Wynorski during the making of his soft-core horror film, The Witches of Breastwick. The film serves as a partial biography, with clips from many of his previous films and includes interviews with Wynorski, his contemporaries, cast, and crew. In 2016, he directed Nessie & Me, marking the first time that he directed a children's film. The character Jack O’Grady directly references Wynorski's earlier films Dinocroc vs. Supergator and Piranhaconda when he encounters Nessie at the start of the film, hinting that Nessie & Me is canon to those film series, as well as Monster Cruise, with many characters from it appearing in Nessie & Me as well. more…

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