Legend of the Naked Ghost Page #3

The animation station

did their own version

of "Pirates of Penzance."

Yeah, that sounds good.

You should be packing.

As a matter of fact,

it is good.

I'll pack later.

Hey. I was really into that.

Aren't you the least bit

apprehensive

about spending the night

tomorrow in a haunted house?

- To put it bluntly, no.

- And why not?

Candy, you and I have been

in Professor Rand's

supernatural class

all semester.

- True?

- Yeah. True.

Well, in all that time,

can you name one moment,

any moment,

where even the remotest

supernatural event occurred?

Well, there was that one

palm reader.

He knew I put in an application

to "Sexting with the Stars."

Forgive me, honey, but every one

on your Flutter account did also.

That wasn't exactly

a national secret by any means.

So, you're saying

you don't believe?

I'm saying I'm from Jersey.

Now that's the Show Me state.

Let me see with my own eyes

and you got me.

Hmm.

Show me, huh?

That's it.

If I can eyeball it,

touch it, feel it,

you've won me over.

All right, Mr. Skeptic.

So, you ready to touch it?

Feel it?

And I thought

the pirate cartoon was good.

Aah.

I see

you have reservations.

As a matter of fact, we do.

Tomorrow night

at a haunted house.

Not those type of reservations,

silly, silly boy.

Your woman here

has second thoughts

about traveling to

a place that is inhabited

by such a troubled

and restless spirit.

You mean Gail Evelyn?

Yes.

Her burdened soul

is trapped there in that

dank dwelling you speak of.

Awaiting a release

that may never come.

How can you tell all that?

I was born with a gift.

I'd say a couple.

- Mmm.

- So why is she here?

After death, most spirits

rise up to a greater reward.

However, there are those

unfortunate souls

that are forever bound

to this Earth

by, let's say,

unfinished business.

Really? Like, waiting

for a lost love.

Exactly.

Her lover may have moved on

to a greater plane,

but her vow to wait for him

may anchor her

to this mortal coil

for all eternity.

Oh, my gosh.

Maybe we could

actually help her?

- How?

- I don't know.

But if she appears to us,

maybe we can explain?

I don't know about you, doll,

but if she appears to me,

don't go grabbing for the trousers

flying out the front door.

- Why?

- 'Cause I'll be in 'em.

Mike, stop it.

Be serious.

I am being serious.

Any horny ghost shows up,

I'm gone.

Yeah, you say that now.

Wait.

Listen very carefully.

If you do perhaps

make contact with her,

you must first be anointed with

the love wrath for your protection.

The "love wrath"?

What the hell is that?

It is a counter spirit

that will protect you

from all forms of harm.

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