Legally Blondes Page #5

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I really think that you got

the wrong first impression of me.

It's just I have this vision thing,

see, where I need to sit in that same chair

in every class to see the board.

My vision is, Iike, 20/ one zillion.

I'm really insecure about it.

But, well, I was rude.

I'm sorry. Can we, Iike, rewind?

Of course.

I was a bit rude myself.

It's Isabelle, right?

- Izzy. And this is...

- Annie.

Oh, hi, Chris. Take a seat.

Yes, please. Take a seat.

Over there with your friends.

I think they're waiting for you.

But wait a minute. Chris is really nice.

- Oh, and cute.

- Yeah.

And that's what makes it

that much more tragic.

Tragic?

If you want to make it at Pac Prep,

I'd better bring you up to speed

on the dos and the don'ts.

For example,

the saddest members of the FCC.

Don't stare at them!

Financially Challenged Club.

Scholarship kids.

Poor unfortunates who wander these halls

Iike cash-strapped ghosts.

I see poor people.

They're so ashamed of their situation.

Well, they give us our space,

we give them theirs.

And never the two shall meet.

I mean, why shove our obvious advantages

in their faces?

I mean, it's just so disrespectful.

Who is that cruel?

Just one tuition check away

from hopping on to the...

Big, yellow, public...

School bus.

I mean, the stories that I have heard

about this kind of Iifestyle

is just so...

Middle-class.

Look, we should tell you that...

That we completely understand.

We'll do our best to respect others

who have Iess.

Delish, then.

But come on. It's your first day.

Let's talk about something

more relevant to humanity, Iike...

Lip gloss.

We could've just told her

we're on scholarships, I guess.

And commit social suicide on our first day?

We're EIIe Woods' cousins.

We have a reputation to uphold.

And think of Dad.

We need to make a go of it here

for his sake.

I guess you're right.

But it was really kind of Tiffany

to Iet us come under her wing Iike that.

We could've really mucked things up here.

She has got amazing style.

I've only seen shoes Iike that in magazines.

Look.

They should've just named

the whole place Tiffany Prep.

Pretty cool, huh?

Tiff's dad is the CEO of Uber Electronics.

Uber Electronics?

As in one of the biggest

computer technology companies

in the world?

The biggest.

Not a brag, 'cause I'm not Iike that.

Just a fact,

in case you find yourselves

in a conversation

about my family's incredible wealth.

Wouldn't want you to not have the 411.

- Your car, Miss Donohugh.

- Oh! There's our ride.

She drives an aircraft carrier.

You two need a Iift?

No, thanks. Our dad's picking us up.

Another time?

Definitely. Like, tomorrow?

Mmm! You are on. Tomorrow, then.

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