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we have spent discussing

one of their country's greatest upsets.

Would you care to guess

what that subject is?

How about you, Annie?

The... The...

The...

Don't be shy, Annie.

You know the answer.

America, England...

Everybody was upset.

David Beckham joining the Galaxy?

No. No, Izzy. No, actually.

We were actually talking

about the American Revolution.

Now, does anyone have any thoughts

about what advantages the Patriots had

that allowed them to defeat the English?

Miss Donohugh.

Our forefathers' biggest advantage

was to keep the war well inland,

where Britain's massive navy

posed Iittle threat.

My forefathers crossed

"the pond" on the Mayflower,

so we know a Iittle bit

about this sort of thing.

Yes. Well, thank you.

- Uh-huh.

- Well, anyone else? Any thoughts?

Yes, Izzy.

Well, we came across recently

on Virgin Atlantic.

But I once read this brilliant paper

that claimed that the arrogance

of the British military

may well have been the colonists'...

I mean, the Patriots' greatest advantage.

You see,

our daft ancestors totally underestimated

the keenness of you Yanks'

mostly civilian force,

and so failed to dispatch

England's best soldiers.

Well, that's wonderful, Izzy!

Thank you!

Well, now, you see, class,

this is exactly the kind of fresh insight

I'm always Iooking for.

You never told me you thought

my colonies paper was brilliant.

And it was.

Not my fault you can't speak up.

We just find that this dress code

makes us all Iook Iike flight attendants.

Did you really sit in Tiffany's seat?

What was it Iike?

Cold.

Bangers and mash sounds Iike hurl. Is it?

So-so.

Where'd you get those matching bracelets?

They are so high-end.

Donatella... No, Ron Herman.

- Covent Garden.

- At a flea market.

- Who does your hair?

- Us.

Well, why wouldn't she

wanna do my homework?

- Who does your nails?

- Us.

Just who do those

bottle-blonde bimbos think they are?

Actually, the buzz says

their summer-wheat-number-four

hair color is natural.

Not a single highlight.

And even more sick, their noses are real.

Come on.

That's a Dr. Feldman number seven

if ever I've seen one.

Or two.

Hey, what's up?

And Justin is totally digging them.

Are you actually suggesting

that those Brit twits

pose a threat to moi?

Well, Iike, reality check, Tiff.

They seem to be doing pretty well.

Don't think I didn't notice.

As Sun Tzu said,

"Keep your friends close

and your enemies closer."

Sun Tzu?

You mean, Iike, the sushi chef at Nobu?

Tiffany. Scram!

Hi. I'm Tiffany. Mind if I join?

If you don't mind sitting

with a pair of frosted flakes.

I'm so sorry I was a jerk earlier.

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