Leave It to Beaver Page #7

You know, Eddie's not such a creep

once you get to know him.

Oh, my God. He's standing right

next to you, isn't he?

Yeah, that's--

that's quite true.

I guess I can't invite you

without inviting him too.

- That would be terrific.

- What? What-- [ Gasps ]

Listen, Wally,

now that you have

my number and all,

next time you're alone,

why don't you give me a call?

It was great talking

to you too, Karen.

Good-bye.

- Something on your mind, Beaver?

- Kinda.

On TV it showed this guy

who used to play football,

but can't anymore on account of

he got tackled so hard.

Come on, Beav. When I was your age,

playing peewee, I took my lumps.

Got knocked down

and I picked myself up.

That's football.

That's a lot like life really.

I just wanna make sure all

my body parts are workin' right.

What are you saying?

You wanna quit the team?

Do l? Thanks, Dad!

What a relief.

Well, you can't.

Why not?

Because first it's this,

next thing you quit school.

Then one day you quit your job,

your marriage and anything else

that gives you trouble in life.

- I can quit school?

- Beaver--

You're not listening to me.

If you really wanna make your dad proud,

then don't be a quitter.

Okay, Dad. I'll quit

tryin' to be a quitter.

Beaver.

You stick with it.

Keep playin' hard.

Who knows? One day you may be riding

a new bike around Mayfield.

[ Growls ]

[ Growling ]

[ Growls ]

[ Chattering ]

[ Man On P.A. System ]

Welcome to Centennial Field...

for the opening game

of Mighty Mite football.

Thank you. Oh, boy,

you want some popcorn, huh?

- How are sales, June?

- Good, dear! What would you like?

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Both Groaning ]

[ Announcer ] Mayfield will be

kicking off to Oak Park.

[ Coach ] Okay, everybody,

get ready for the kickoff.

Look alive!

[ Whistle Blows ]

Beav! Go!

[ Whistle Blows ]

[ Whistle Blows ]

Hey! Mayfield!

Don't take uh-uh!

[ Announcer ] With 38 seconds

left in the game,

Mayfield has a five-point lead

and the ball.

Okay, the rules say

I gotta play everyone.

Let's see.

Cleaver.

Yeah, Coach?

Son, I want you to run

a strong right 28 "T" on go. Got it?

Got it.

All right, fellas! Be strong

out there! Protect that ball!

Go tell the quarterback

the play.

- Oh! I get it.

- [ Chuckles ]

Go, Beaver!

Strong right 28 "T" on go.

Strong right 28 "T" on go.

So, what's the play?

- Well?

- Uh, I'll be right back.

[ Announcer ] Seems to be a little

confusion at the Mayfield huddle.

- Go, Beaver!

- Go, Beaver!

- Yeah!

- Break!

[ Man ] Move it, boys!

Move it!

Down!

Set! Go!

Yeah!

Whoa!

[ Grunts ]

- Go!

- Yes!

- Yes!

- [ Growling ]

- Beaver, throw me the ball.

- No!

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