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Synopsis: After thousands of years of thinking we are alone in the universe we decode a message (in the 60s) telling us we are not alone, and that the universe is a dangerous place and that we are going to be attacked. Luckily, the coded message came from a friendly alien race that fathered and protected us over the years. And now they are giving us the tools to fight back (in the form of power armor). But the delivery service takes a long time, and during those loooong decades waiting for that cargo ship to arrive with their one power suit, they choose a champion of earth to train to wear the suit and defend the earth! Then the ship finally arrives... Only to get shot down by 4 morons who play with the suit and ultimately get one piece each stuck to them. Now they need to work with the government to train these 4 morons with individual pieces attached to them. Will they save the day or will they stand around contemplating life?
Genre: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Matt Hullum
Production: Rooster Teeth Productions
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
42
Rotten Tomatoes:
56%
PG-13
Year:
2015
102 min
$1,149,878
Website
215 Views


who is really free

Equipment Lazer.

Computer Lazer, yes.

Oh no...

What simpleton, i left my weapon laser.

I am going to make us fly out of here.

- You are going to fly all this place.

But what?... Damn,

i think that they gave me amnesia.

Anesthesia. Localized to

disable the extremities...

What was what I said?

My arm is numbed also

have paralyzed the parts of our body

that have the alien technology.

closes the mouth. You are stupid git.

I already I am.

I love your boots. Debiste have

waited until the completion of talk.

Why are we here?

You are here to speak.

at approximately 23:00 hours,

You were not only able to

crash a spacecraft...

but also have a

system of advanced weapons. How?

Fifth Amendment, unfortunately.

In addition, we would like to

exercise our right

to a lawyer and a

trial by a jury...

We know our rights. My

taxs pay your salary, companion.

Mr. Mendoza, you have not paid

taxs in 15 years.

is figuratively.

This is not a game.

Who is this idiot?

This idiot is the legitimate owner of the costume.

I am the champion of the Earth.

You seem rather the champion

of a swimming team.

could see his penis in that thing.

This is good. We are all champions.

The alien told us so.

What alien?

- The type of the Anttica.

Planet "Record"...

Antarea.

had a hologram. Said that approached

as a kind of... Do battle?

In less than five days

will come an alien warrior,

to fight with anyone who is

using the suit...

to death.

The hologram not said that.

Gentlemen, this is not a game.

This alien race,

the Worg, is in a

crusade to eradicate

any race weak.

17 civilizations have been destroyed...

and are now demanding a fight

with the defender of the Earth

to decide the fate of

our planet.

Just as the ancient

Hebrew history of David against Goliath.

Yes, and like David

needed of the Honda,

We need

our suit of power.

We are going to do so. This,

ponganselos Quitennos to him, and let us go.

cannot. If they could, would have done so

while we were noqueados.

The costume has a

protection mechanism incorporated.

blocks it genetically with whom

he used and then activate it.

Believe me, nobody is happy with this,

but the fate of the Earth

depends on you.

still want to save the planet,

right?

Do this planet?

A little.

There are a lot of bastards.

What?

requested that I wanted to know if any means of

communication reported on the incident.

Who did it?

What is Local or national?

Both, but it is worse than we thought.

is on Facebook.

really?

My mother what compart.

Do published a threat to national security

on Facebook?

No one told me not to do so.

I told him not to do so.

What is a computer Lazer?

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Burnie Burns

Michael Justin "Burnie" Burns (born January 18, 1973) is an American writer, actor, producer, comedian, host, and director living in Austin, Texas. He is a co-founder, former chief executive officer, and current chief creative officer of Rooster Teeth. He is noted for his contributions in machinima, a form of film-making that uses video game technology in its production, and also works with animation and live action. Burns is also known for his work in the hosting and podcasting field. In April 2003, Burns, along with several friends and co-workers, created the machinima series Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles. Filmed using the video game Halo, Red vs. Blue was acclaimed for its humor and originality, making Burns an Internet celebrity. His success allowed him to co-found the production company Rooster Teeth. After the immediate popularity of Red vs. Blue, Burns attracted the attention of video game company Electronic Arts, who asked him to create a promotional series using their upcoming game, The Sims 2. The result was The Strangerhood. Burns also premiered P.A.N.I.C.S., a mini-series that utilizes the F.E.A.R. game engine. In 2016, Burns starred in the science fiction comedy film Lazer Team, which he co-wrote. As one of the innovators in the field of machinima, he has made guest appearances at the Penny Arcade Expo, San Diego Comic-Con International, Sundance and The Sydney Film Festival. For his work on Immersion (2010), a live action series that tests video game tropes in the real world, and The Gauntlet (2013), Rooster Teeth's reality game show, he has been nominated for two IAWTV awards in the "Best Host of a Web Series (Pre-Recorded)" category. He was named one of the "Top 25 Digital Stars" by The Hollywood Reporter in 2015. Alongside longtime-business partner Matt Hullum, he was named one of Variety's top Digital Entertainment Execs to Watch in 2018. more…

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