Lazer Team

Synopsis: After thousands of years of thinking we are alone in the universe we decode a message (in the 60s) telling us we are not alone, and that the universe is a dangerous place and that we are going to be attacked. Luckily, the coded message came from a friendly alien race that fathered and protected us over the years. And now they are giving us the tools to fight back (in the form of power armor). But the delivery service takes a long time, and during those loooong decades waiting for that cargo ship to arrive with their one power suit, they choose a champion of earth to train to wear the suit and defend the earth! Then the ship finally arrives... Only to get shot down by 4 morons who play with the suit and ultimately get one piece each stuck to them. Now they need to work with the government to train these 4 morons with individual pieces attached to them. Will they save the day or will they stand around contemplating life?
Genre: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Matt Hullum
Production: Rooster Teeth Productions
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
102 min

For decades, scientists

have monitored the cosmos

in search of extra-terrestrial intelligence...

In 1977, the program

received a single transmission S.E.T.I.,

which seemed to come from an

alien civilization...

known as the "WOW" signal,

its meaning has never been decrypted...

at least that is what they told us...

"You are not alone.

The conflict is about."

This is the message that we receive.

Do Conflict? How is that a threat?

No sir, it seem a warning.

This message we was sent by a race

alien friendly,

known as the Antareanos.

We want to help.

Do We Need help?

The Antareanos are the

only ones that we have found.

The enemies are already on the way.

fortunately, is a great distance

and it will take many years to reach us.

The Antareanos have not offered a gift...

a single suit of force that a

person will use as our champion.

will take decades the transport

that costume toward us...

by what we have selected a child

who is at the same time intelligent and strong.

Train throughout his life.

What we will push to achieve perfection

and then to improve it...

and once you do it,

you we shall double the challenge.

as it grows, we will try

in every way possible.

We will prepare in everything

that the universe being able to demand.

I have a last Question -

What happens if this champion fails?

Lord, Are you familiar with

the Greek hero Perseus?

when it was sent to Perseus to

defeat the Gorgon...

Was armed with four gifts

given by the heavens.

The helmet of Hades...

the winged shoes of Hermes...

The shield of Athena...

and the sword of Zeus.

And with all these combined forces...

Perseus was victorious.

Lord, our Perseus,

our champion of the earth...

will not fail...

perfect score, Lord.

Excellent, the training has finished.

very soon, the whole universe will know the

true potential of the human race.

at present


Hello, glory.

Do not go so fast.

I do give you a fine.

F***, hate the nights of Friday.

What night here at the stadium in Milford,

where the Mustangs won by 22

points, lacking 2 minutes on the clock.

With us is the ex-player

most valuable of Milford, Herman Mendoza.

The Texas Tornado.

Arise, Herman.

If you can stop.

Remember, not open bottles, Herman.

will not have problems with the bottle of water.

I can tell you that.

Herman Mendoza is known to vomit

once in a while.

Where Is Mindy?

Cheerleaders animate, everything seems

spelled correctly...

The sellers of hot dogs

are selling hot dogs and

The commentators are commenting.

Do you agree, Wink?


- Oh, feels very well!




- out of here.

The high score of Milford is

due to the Quarter Back, Zach Spencer.

He has a strong arm,

but has had problems with him.

a bit far from the goal.

knows who likes to bet and makes

a sign as "throwing the dice".

But I think that that is not what

really means.

Just a minute left on the clock.

Spencer simulates the pass,

goes by your account...

There are a blocker...

Oh, that should hurt!

...The way is clear!

Touch down of the Mustangs!

The game ends.

The great player Zach Spencer, is

important for their hip movements.

you do not know what you are talking about,

what if, Larry?

No, wink at all.

You are going in the opposite direction.

- Sorry, Sheriff.

He is not a Sheriff Woody.

Is an idiot.

Adios, Sheriff idiot.

It is a pleasure to see you also,


Damn it!

That was fun, guys.

I want to see their ids,


What for? Do you want to give us some of

their lifeline?

We are not who are looking for.

- Shut Up, Franksen.

is well. Is sufficient.

All, lower the vehicle.

until then, Boba Fett.


- Long life and prosperity, baby.

Even is the

correct movie, idiot.

Base, I am the officer do, here with

a 481. I need help in the...

Do not follow, official do.

The sheriff wants to go to

Lake Ruby for a removal.

Do For a removal?

Base, what is exactly what

I am going to remove?

They cannot overcome in the field,

and you believe that I can overcome here?

I understand.

Hey Spencer, this is our party.

Do you agree?

friend, I beat the game, is my party.

Asi do not work the feasts, idiot.

All are My feasts.

that has no meaning...

grandiose, adolescents drunk.

This will be fun.

is what it says in the people.

Do List?

Once more, I think that flashes.

Adios Jules.

By God, Dad,

what are you doing in this party?

I am working, Mindy.

What do you do here in this party?


There are two people in the world

to which you should not see

with a glass of beer in hand,

your father and a police.

And I am the two things.

Please tell me that that of

outside is not Zach Spencer.

Yes, it is. Tomalo with calm, Dad.

He is something stupid.

is well.

Give me that.

kick your back friend.

Kick your back.

Knock Knock.

I SALT OF here, now!

You are the which should leave,

what do you think?

It is well lovebirds, separense!

So I thought.

We are going, we go.

Number One!!

I am talking to you.

- the best in the world!

This well, is sufficient.

I still unbeaten.

One foot in front of the other.

I know how to move the feet.

Perhaps Mindy also want that the lead.

Boy, you have the right to remain

silent. You ought to do so.

is not funny.


Well, we already had a lot of

fun this night,

but the spectacle is over.

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Burnie Burns

Michael Justin "Burnie" Burns (born January 18, 1973) is an American writer, actor, producer, comedian, host, and director living in Austin, Texas. He is a co-founder, former chief executive officer, and current chief creative officer of Rooster Teeth. He is noted for his contributions in machinima, a form of film-making that uses video game technology in its production, and also works with animation and live action. Burns is also known for his work in the hosting and podcasting field. In April 2003, Burns, along with several friends and co-workers, created the machinima series Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles. Filmed using the video game Halo, Red vs. Blue was acclaimed for its humor and originality, making Burns an Internet celebrity. His success allowed him to co-found the production company Rooster Teeth. After the immediate popularity of Red vs. Blue, Burns attracted the attention of video game company Electronic Arts, who asked him to create a promotional series using their upcoming game, The Sims 2. The result was The Strangerhood. Burns also premiered P.A.N.I.C.S., a mini-series that utilizes the F.E.A.R. game engine. In 2016, Burns starred in the science fiction comedy film Lazer Team, which he co-wrote. As one of the innovators in the field of machinima, he has made guest appearances at the Penny Arcade Expo, San Diego Comic-Con International, Sundance and The Sydney Film Festival. For his work on Immersion (2010), a live action series that tests video game tropes in the real world, and The Gauntlet (2013), Rooster Teeth's reality game show, he has been nominated for two IAWTV awards in the "Best Host of a Web Series (Pre-Recorded)" category. He was named one of the "Top 25 Digital Stars" by The Hollywood Reporter in 2015. Alongside longtime-business partner Matt Hullum, he was named one of Variety's top Digital Entertainment Execs to Watch in 2018. more…

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