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for some inexplicable reason,
or you're flirting with me.
- Which is it?
- I'll give you hint.
You're getting warm
with the first one.
- What was the second one again?
- What are you doing here?
a bit more grateful.
Grateful for what?
Well, my old friend Lyman over there
needed a replacement.
He asked me if I knew
an interesting lawyer.
I happen to think
you're very interesting.
- You?
- Mmm.
- Please welcome our first panelist...
- I'm here because of you?
...Audrey Woods.
You're up.
So my advice to you is
divorce doesn't
have to be agony.
Look at it as a chance to examine
the complex emotional labyrinth
that is the human relationship.
- Well done, well done.
- Thanks, Ms. Woods, very enlightening.
- Like a nibble?
- You raise some interesting points.
No?
And now, let's hear
from Daniel Rafferty.
Mmm, that's me.
Any sno-bits?
Hi.
Thank you very much.
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
Ah, wonderful speech,
Ms. Woods.
But, uh, this is
the way I see it.
Lawyers are scum.
Divorce lawyers though...
are the fungus
growing beneath the scum.
Divorce is the post mortem
of a dead marriage.
suddenly discovered a passion
for a fight that they never
knew they had in them.
Where was that
passion and fight
when it was needed
to save the marriage?
Hmm?
Don't ask.
It's not our jobs.
Everyone loves gadgets.
And the way divorce
you're going to get
a chance to use them.
State-of-the-art stuff
for tracking the philandering husband
or the unfaithful wife.
For instance,
a camera this small
can take a picture...
this big.
Amazing, isn't it?
Don't you think
the clarity is wonderful?
I'm sure you people at the back can see
all the roses on our suspect's scarf.
No longer do we have to rely
on crude convenient store video.
With digital capability,
we can dispose
of 20 closed-circuit systems
and achieve optimum
picture quality.
Now I'm sure the person...
there didn't realize
that they were being
caught in the act.
Wouldn't you agree?
Remember, none of us
are in divorce law for love.
I think you like him.
Like him?
Are you crazy?
Sure, but I'm also
your mother...
when we're
not in public.
I know, it's a little painful,
but I can see results already.
I have the lower lids
of a teenager. Oh!
Okay, one that's been thrown through the
windshield, but a teenager nevertheless.
I didn't sleep a wink
because of that guy.
Don't worry, I'm going to catch him
with his guard down,
and then kick him
in the body part of my choosing.
Just be careful,
you've never lost a big case.
Well, neither has he.
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