
Laws of Attraction
I mean that if
you made more effort,
you may get a man
to ask you out.
I don't want a man
to ask me out.
You know, 80% of women
who say they are too busy
to have a relationship,
are really Ionely,
Audrey.
You know, I don't
feel the need to date
just to stay on the right
side of a survey.
- And it's bad for your skin.
- What?
My skin is always better
when I'm dating.
You're never not dating.
And just look
at my complexion.
- You, on the other hand...
- I, on the other hand,
have stopped having
this conversation.
Oh my God, is this it?
It's an extraordinary
townhouse
of 9,000 square feet,
not including the garden.
May I ask what you do?
It depends on the occasion.
And your friend?
I'm just along for the ride.
This view
of the dining room
was recently featured
in Manhattan Interiors Magazine.
Oh. What was
hanging there?
Uh, John Sargent.
Yeah, Mr. Harrison has
an amazing art collection.
Too bad none of it
comes with the townhouse.
Now if you'll
follow me this way.
Now this ceiling
was actually handcrafted
by the great-grandson
of Charles Thorpe.
That wasn't cheap.
I guess it pays to be
the emperor of infomercials.
Mr. Harrison made $30 million
off "The Hair Houdini" alone.
That much?
Oh my God.
Now if you'll follow me
to the main bedroom.
Know what, Sara? I don't think
this is the place for you.
It's kind of...
cramped.
- Cramped?
- Well, it was all I could think of.
Besides, I had
everything I needed.
So, the Sargents
in the dining room are gone,
the Cassatt
in the living room
has been replaced
by a lithograph,
number 139 of 150 run.
Over the grand piano is a framed poster
of the East Hampton Film Festival.
Somewhat less valuable than the Sisley
that was hanging there,
and whatever those
monstrosities are in the hallway...
if they're Francis Bacon,
I'm a Jimmy Dean sausage.
Yes, sir...
Mr. Harrison's scam
is going to unravel
and I will get
millions off him.
But for someone else.
See, that's the part I don't get.
- Where's the pleasure?
- Winning.
- Thanks for today, Mom.
- Shh... Audrey.
I've asked you not to use
that word in public!
That two-faced,
lying son-of-a-bastard!
Mary, you know
I don't like spouse bashing.
This happens all the time.
He may have hidden them, sold them...
we'll find out.
Luckily, I've dealt
with Tom Hoffman,
the opposing counsel,
in similar situations.
He's a good lawyer,
but I'm wise to his game.
Hmm.
What does this mean?
Is it bad?
No, it doesn't
mean anything.
It just means that your husband
has a hired a new attorney, that's all.
His name is
Daniel Rafferty.
- Me neither.
He's new in town.
- This makes me nervous.
- Oh, relax.
You have nothing
to worry about.
A new attorney who has
never practiced in New York
will never get up to speed
this late in the game, okay?
You have nothing
to worry about.
I have never
lost one of these.
It's fine, it's fine.
It's okay.
It's not a problem.
It's okay, everything's okay.
You're all right.
Okay.
Ready?
That's Gary's
new attorney?
Audrey Woods.
I'm representing Mrs. Harrison.
- Audrey Woods.
- Right, for Mrs. Harrison.
I've heard good things.
That felt nice,
by the way.
I realize you're just starting
to familiarize yourself with the case,
but I wanted to make you
aware that... what?
Er, you got a little...
right here.
Uh, thank you.
Anyway, as I was saying,
um, it has come to our attention
that certain assets
accumulated, uh...
accumulated during the marriage
have not been accounted for,
(5.00 / 1 vote)
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