Last Passenger Page #3

Lewis.

Well you get some rest, Lewis.

I'll wake you before Tonbridge.

Sarah...

- Gosh, I'm so sorry! I just closed my eyes for a few seconds.

- Have we missed your stop?

- No, no, no, no!

- It's Max, do you mind keeping an eye on him for a minute?

- No, of course not.

- I'm just going to go and try and find the guard.

- If he wakes up, can you just tell him...

- You've gone to find the guard.

Yes.

There is nothing to worry about.

Hello?

- What do you think you're doing?

- Have you seen the guard?

- Are you looking for an earl grey?

There is someone hurt outside. Might be on the tracks.

Maybe hit by the train.

Well, there's a first. Someone throws themselve in front of the

train and it's not delayed?

- Have you seen the guard?

- And what can he do about it?

He could give you a 50 pound fine

for pulling that I suppose.

- It's an emergency.

- An emergency, where? Are we on fire?

- There's a guy outside. I'm trying to let the driver know.

- What's he going to do back up and give mouth-to-mouth?

Why not wait until we're outside this tunnel

and then call an ambulance.

Well?

What are you waiting for?

Hi! Ambulance please!

Hi, I'm on a train. There's been an accident

on the Hastings line somewhere between...

... Seven Oaks and Tonbridge.

Well, there's someone outside on the tracks,

badly hurt.

I can't find the guard!

Lewis Shaler, I'm an E&E consultant at

Tonbridge. I'm on my way there now.

Yah no please do, because they're gonna have the

blue light and then he's...

- Okay, thanks, thank you.

- You're on your way to the emergency room?

Traffic accident, the registrar is second best, their understaffed.

- Where's your receptionist?

- Needless in a boozer beef, felt up under the mistletoe I imagine. Goodnight.

Oh, can you do that one? Yeh!

This one... More...

- I'll try.

- You do that very nice by the way.

- Normally people are wowed.

- Nearly.

- I don't know how to do it.

- Can you do this one?

Try it faster.

You are so sweet!

- Dad, look at this!

- A just a little party trick.

- What? Did you find the guard?

- Don't run, Max!

You know I haven't heard nary a twit from you in

several minutes, and I'm getting concerned.

Okay, I just saw someone outside on the tracks.

On the tracks? Doing what?

Crawling!

Crawling? Where?

Along the tracks.

- I don't get it. Who is that?

- I don't know. Max, wait!

- Sorry to bother you. Have you seen the guard?

- No.

- Is there something wrong?

- No. Thanks anyway.

Hello there!

- How old are you?

- Max! Keep gloves on and your... hat.

Okay. This... is ours.

Will you be okay?

- I think so. But I better not leave that

heart murmur too long though.

- Heh.

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