Lano & Woodley: The Island Page #5

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We've had a record two winners so far.

Tonight's winner will be selected

at random for relocation

to the Island, transported

to the world's last paradise.

- And start the spin.

- And now, let the spin begin.

Jordan Two Delta, step up.

Your time has come.

You're moving out to the Island.

For everyone else, never lose hope.

Thank you. Thank you.

I can't believe it.

I have to go in the morning.

You were right.

Good things do happen.

I wish I'd known you better.

You two.

Watch your proximity.

I'll see you on the Island.

You want to go to the Island.

Breathe!

You've been chosen.

The Island awaits you.

Check into the nurses' station

up the corridor, take your first left.

Dr. Lemon, call 915.

Dr. Lemon, call 915.

She's so beautiful.

I've never seen a baby.

Can I hold her?

Notjust yet.

Are we going to the Island?

Oh, my God.

Congratulations, it's a beautiful girl.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Thank you.

It's my baby. Oh, my gosh.

Whenever you're ready,

we have copies of your

policy termination for your records.

Look at her. She's beautiful.

Starkweather? That big, cute football

player on the Reebok commercials?

I love him! Is he in there?

I thought that was him, girl!

I just love him!

That's great.

Listen, you're a real hoot.

Any chance I can make this pickup?

Well, he's still in surgery. Sorry.

Lady, I've got a bird on the pad

and a storm's coming in.

We don't fly in bad weather.

They look real busy.

So I'd have a seat.

Grim Reaper coming in here

with an attitude.

Heart rate 102.

BP 126 over 82.

- Laser cutter ready?

- It's ready.

- Make sure suction's functioning.

- Ventilating easily.

- Very good.

- Grid in place.

Prepare that bone saw.

I think we're about ready to open.

Let's clean that drip.

Doctor, heart rate's rising.

Heart rate's still rising, doctor.

- What's his blood pressure?

- BP 138 over 92.

Heart rate's still rising.

- Boost the anesthetic level!

- He's fighting the ventilator.

I don't wanna euthanize this guy

to get his liver!

Guards!

Oh, my God!

Stop that man! Get him!

Stop!

All right, relax, relax, big guy.

Relax.

Easy, easy, easy!

Don't damage him!

- Relax!

- No!

I don't want to die, no! No!

I want to go to the Island!

You promised!

I wanna live!

I don't wanna die!

No!

Hey.

You OK, buddy? It's not the first time

this has happened, you know.

Ether-Con. Product is secure.

Check this part out.

Wait, OK, watch.

Wait, wait.

Boom! Did you see that? Man.

That is so cruel, man.

Oh, man. Down for the count.

Gentlemen, I understand

there's been an incident.

Sir, Starkweather ran

from the operating theater.

- And do you find that funny?

- No, sir.

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