Lano & Woodley: The Island Page #4

Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Simon Francis
 
IMDB:
8.8
Year:
2005
60 min
168 Views


before the contamination?

Yeah. Come on, you're killing me

with questions here.

You got a sweet deal here, you know?

Because you're,

you know, like, special.

Why? Why am I special?

There's another question.

You remember what we talked about?

You don't tell anybody

about our conversations?

- 'Cause that can get me in big trouble.

- No, I don't.

Good.

How's it going?

Hey, how are you?

How's your world?

OK, I'll catch you later.

Chinese junk locked up again, huh?

Yep.

What a surprise.

Go hot.

- You better fix that thing.

- Yeah.

You'd think with the money

this place rakes in

- they could afford decent equipment.

- Yeah.

Ready?

Cut the O2.

Seriously, unless you want to see me

blow chunks, can you wait till I'm gone?

- Sever the umbilical.

- Cutting.

Breathe.

Come on, yeah. That's it.

Come on, breathe. Breathe.

Come on.

Come on, come on!

Breathe, breathe!

There we go.

Now we're working.

He's healthy.

Welcome to the world.

So, how's Three Helo?

Good.

He's feisty. Light.

Vitals seem fine.

- Smooth extraction?

- Yep.

Looks like we have a fine product.

Tag him and ship him to Foundation.

Little bug.

Maybe next time I won't embarrass you

in front of your friends.

It was very sad.

- Hey.

- Hello.

Hi.

So you just let

a little girl beat you, huh?

Stim units restricted.

Yeah, yeah.

I'll have the veggie stuff.

Papassian petal juice, please.

It's good for the skin.

Jordan, are you sick?

When I was in Dr. Merrick's office,

I thought I saw your name on a file.

No, I'm fine.

OK.

How are you?

I'm fine.

Lincoln, I can tell when you're lying

'cause your mouth smiles

but your eyes don't.

I found something.

- What?

- A bug.

- A bug?

- A flying bug.

Can I see it?

I think it came

in the ventilation shaft.

I thought they went extinct

with the contamination.

I know. And how did it get by

the pathogen sensors?

- It must be too small.

- No, it's not too small.

How did it survive out there, anyway?

How does anyone survive?

They keep finding people,

but where do they come from?

It's good that they find survivors.

Why do you always question the good?

You only think about the bad.

I just have a feeling

that something is wrong.

Good things do happen.

I want to see that bug.

Hey. Gandu learned a new word

from the censor.

- What?

- "Dude."

"Dude"?

- What does it mean?

- He just called me dude.

- Hey, dude.

- He said "Hey, dude"?

- D-O-O-D. "Dude."

- Hey, dude.

- Dude.

- Dude.

- Lottery's gonna start.

- Like you stand a chance.

Dude.

Light up all etherscreens.

And... start the lottery.

Good evening.

Live from Ether-Con,

welcome to the lottery spin.

It's been a busy week.

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Colin Lane

Colin Stuart Lane (born 25 March 1965) is an Australian comedian, actor and TV host living in Melbourne, best known for being one-half of comedy duo Lano and Woodley. more…

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