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There ain't no signal.

Never was.

[Phone beeping]

I faked it.

How does it feel?

What the f***,

Daniel?!

- [Chuckling]

- This is not funny!

What, you don't see

the humor in this situation?

All right,

let me help you.

Hey there,

buddy ol' pal.

Best friend.

Best man.

- I got a question for you.

- Daniel, what the f***

is going on...

No, no, no, no,

me, hey, me first.

Come on.

What do you think

the statistical chances

Are of you stepping

on a landmine?

Listen, you're really

freaking Alicia out, okay,

so let's just calm down...

Answer

the f***ing question!

What are the chances?

I'd say the chances

are pretty low.

And you'd be right.

But here you are...

Standing on a landmine,

totally screwed.

How did you know

that was there?

'Cause it's right

where I left it.

You want help?

There it is.

I suggest you use it.

What am I supposed

to do with that?

You dig, b*tch.

Dig a trench

right beside of me, okay,

And then real quick,

you jump in there

like a bunny.

Maybe you make it,

maybe your leg

gets blown off.

Or maybe the trench

that she digs

Ends up being

your grave or something.

You planned

this whole thing.

No, no,

devi planned it,

But the pleasure

is all mine.

Daniel...

Why are you doing this?

Love of my life,

the woman I wanted to marry.

You still

don't understand.

Understand what?

It's not

what I'm doing,

It's what

I've already done.

This is bullshit.

This is bullshit,

there's no...

- There's no mine.

- Wanna bet your life?

You wouldn't risk it.

You've been standing

next to me the whole time,

What if I accidentally

moved my foot?

That's true.

There's no way I'm actually

standing on an armed mine.

You are now, jagoff.

That right there

is an east German model

Smi-35 landmine.

And it ain't no dud.

If you ever

loved me, stop.

It's too late.

I can't.

I couldn't

even if I wanted to,

But I really,

really don't.

Daniel,

Daniel, I f***ed up,

Okay, I know

I f***ed up,

But for God's sake,

man, don't do this!

I already did.

You already did, man.

You think you stepped

on a landmine today?

Let me tell you

something, buddy boy,

You stepped

on a landmine

When you decided

to f*** my girl!

You know what,

put the pin back in.

Daniel, put the pin back in

and we can talk about it.

Do you, oh, do you

want the pin?

- Do you want the pin?

- [Chris] Put the pin back in!

[Alicia]

Daniel, where...

Where are you going?

I wish I could

be here to see what happens,

But I bet the ending's

gonna be explosive.

Do you have any idea

what you're doing?

Adios,

lovebirds!

Wait, no,

you can't go.

Don't...

Don't leave like this.

Listen to me,

what happened

Between me

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