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Okay.

Alright, so Little

Red Riding Hood

is on the way to bring her granny

a big basket full of sweets.

She's skipping through the woods

and on the path, she

gets very distracted

by some very beautiful flowers.

So she's picking

them and of course,

up behind her jumps the Big

Bad Wolf, and he goes,

"Little Red, I'm going

to steal all your sweets."

And she very coyly lifts up

her skirt, and she goes,

"No, you're not Mr. Wolf.

You're going to eat me.

Just like the story says."

Oh, my God!

Wow!

I hope you know you just ruined

every little girl's childhood.

Yeah, well life kind

of does that anyways,

so I don't feel bad.

(police sirens)

(knocking on door)

James?

(knocking on door)

Do we have to do

this every time?

(James) Shut up.

Jesus.

No one's here.

The government isn't here.

No one gives a f*** about you.

Oh no one gives a

f*** about me now?

Besides me. You know I do.

Stop it.

Take your shoes off.

Take your shoes off.

Don't forget your phone.

I thought maybe I

could keep it out.

- Chrissie is on a date with this guy...

- What?

She said she would text me.

I don't even wanna

hear that girl's name.

Why are you hanging

out with that girl?

Because she's my friend.

No, she's not your friend.

She's a f***ing tourist.

Cece, she's using you.

Oh my God! No she's not!

She needs me, she's clueless.

No! That's f***ing bullshit.

Put the phone in the box or go.

Put your phone in there.

- What's so hard to understand?!

- Okay, okay.

(Cece) Fine, fine. Forget it.

What's going on

with the windows?

So...

where was childhood

ruined for you?

Um, middle of nowhere. Ohio.

Boring. You?

Long Island. Also boring.

Son of Dr. and Mrs. Rosenberg.

Last in my Hebrew class,

much to their disappointment.

Oh you couldn't beat me in the

disappointing your parents' department.

Ah, sounds intriguing.

I guess if you are interested in

converting the world to evangelicalism.

Praise Jesus!

- Seriously?

- Yeah.

They moved to Africa actually

to save the unconverted.

Whoa, you're kidding?

Nuh-huh. So sorry if I don't

introduce you to mom anytime soon.

Ah, parents love me.

Well, 'cause you're charming.

But mine aren't.

Um...

but hey, why don't you tell me

more about the branding world?

It's pretty great actually.

I'm working on this new spot

for this local whiskey called

"Moon Drill" that's made Upstate;

I'm heading up there pretty soon

to present the idea

and get a green light.

That's awesome.

Yeah, yeah I mean

it's really great

going into work and

loving what you do.

I feel really lucky.

I'd settle for making money,

f*** happiness.

You mean, there isn't anything

you want to do

that could make you money

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