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looking like that.

You look like you slept in

sweaty old ball jizz.

(Mother) Baby, you

okay out there?

Yeah mom, it's okay.

Pssst.

(mimics explosion)

(upbeat music)

Hey man, comedy show.

Come on, don't be a dick.

Hey, there's a

comedy show tonight.

You guys want to come?

Uh sure. Thank you.

Hilarity Hall, don't miss it.

Comedy show?

Comedy show!

Oh.

Hey Mickey.

Oh, hey, hey, hey how'd it go?

It was great.

Hey, excellent.

Yeah? Yeah, I'd love

to do it again.

Alright and this is for you.

- Yes, thank you.

- All right.

Hey listen, do you think that I

could give you my direct number

so we don't have to

go through Frank?

Ah, I can't really

do that Chrissie.

You know, Frank is in charge

of the program.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

But hey you did great.

- We'd be happy to have you back.

- Ok.

You know, talk to Frank.

I will. Thanks.

Alright babe.

(upbeat music)

Proves me right

Turn our faces

to the sky

Everything will

be alright

'Cause we were

meant to fly

Gives me hope,

We will still be

standing tall

There's no way to

stop us at all

'Cause we were

meant to fly

No they're never going

to hold us back

Looking up as the

rain comes down

(phone buzzing)

Who?

James, he wants me to come over.

Listen, if you're worried

about a place to crash

f*** it, I'm not going

to go on the date.

No! Go!

I don't care, I mean, we both

know the two of us together

it's better and it's safer.

I'm good. Go pretend

like you have a real life.

How do I look?

Like a real girl.

(gentle music)

(French accent) Voila!

The spice has been added.

And the food is almost

ready for the lady.

I can't believe you're

cooking for me.

(David) Well it's kind

of my other move.

Well, you can't just go

telling me all your moves.

It worked though, didn't it?

It wasn't bad.

So...

I know that someday you're going

to be this big famous actress

and totally forget

that you ever met me,

but in the meantime,

what do you do to pay your rent?

Well, I kind of do

a lot of things.

Oh yeah, like freelancing?

Yeah, yeah.

A little of this,

a little of that.

What kind of stuff?

Well, I have a part

time job at a bakery,

and today I worked

at a comedy club.

I love comedy.

Yeah?

So, tell me a joke.

I didn't say that

I was a comedian.

Whatever, tell me one anyway.

Oh, okay!

A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, an

Irishman, a blonde, and a black guy

all walk into a bar,

and the bartender says,

"What is this? Some

kind of joke?"

That was it?

That was it.

That was terrible.

(David) Yeah, I

know, I told you.

I mean you did... but...

Well you're the one who works

at the comedy club

so you tell me a joke.

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