Land Ho! Page #5
- Good to see you too.
- It's good to see you.
- You too.
- And this is your friend?
- Janet.
- Nice meeting you, Janet.
- Hi.
- Hi, Janet.
- Hi.
- Colin.
- Nice to meet you.
- I'm Ellen.
Hi, Ellen.
- Dr. Mitch.
- Yes, ma'am.
- Janet has a question for you.
- Shoot, baby.
It's a medical question.
Sorry, I'm sure it's annoying...
to have people always bothering
you about questions like that.
to me all the time. Go on.
Okay, well, when we
were taking off...
I just felt like my heart
skipped a beat a couple times.
No, I feel okay now.
Well, you know, I've got my stethoscope
and blood pressure cuff in the room.
We'll check out your ticker
when we get to the hotel.
- Okay. All right, thanks.
- How's that?
- Where the hell's y'all's luggage?
- They lost it.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Lost it here?
Oh, golly.
They left it in Nuuk.
Nuuk?
Reminds me of a trip to Italy.
They lost my luggage and,
boy, was that a...
Well, your mama must have
told you about that trip.
Damn, I thought she would.
Well, let's hit the road, guys.
Rock and roll.
Okay.
Hold it.
Okay, breathe.
Your ticker's fine. Normal
sinus rhythm, no murmurs.
Okay.
What y'all doing? Like two
vultures looking down at me.
You're messing up my bedside manner.
What's wrong?
Fascinating to see you work, man.
- For a change?
- Yeah, Leslie.
Damn it, I don't know how many times
I'm gonna tell y'all not to call me Leslie.
- But I can't call you Mitch.
- What if I called you Oscar?
Well, if that was my God-given
name, then that would be fine.
I don't think any god would
give you the name of Oscar.
I'll call you Uncle L
instead, that's better.
That's... Hell no,
don't call me Uncle L.
I'm not your uncle,
I'm your cousin once removed.
But it's kind of uncle-ish.
- No, it's not kind of uncle-ish.
- Kind of like an uncle.
No, not like kind of like an uncle.
Not uncle-ish whatsoever, okay?
Never an uncle.
You know, she just does this
to aggravate me, you know?
- We just fight like this all the time.
- That's not true. She's just being a turd.
- Trying to get my goat, okay?
- Tea for the ladies.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
So you girls up for a big party,
going out to dinner tonight?
We'll go out and splurge,
have the best dinner we can find.
Sounds pretty good.
I mean, a big night on the town.
- Remember, I'm a vegetarian, right?
- Oh, God, yes, I forgot about that.
I'm sure at a fancy
restaurant like that...
they'd have rabbit food
for you to gnaw on.
- Okay.
- You're not a vegetarian?
No, I eat meat.
Thank God. I can tell with your
beautiful complexion, you know?
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