Lake Placid 3 Page #4

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And speaking of Vica,

why are we paying her to sit at home

and watch TV

whilst Connor is out shoplifting?

Well, at least we're keeping one of them

off the street.

Did we not feed Connor the right things

as a baby?

Did l eat too much chili

when he was in my womb,

and now he's a sociopath?

What? He's not a sociopath.

l mean, every kid does something like this

at some point.

He's just... He's being a little boy.

A little boy who's been unsupervised.

Okay, put him on the phone,

l wanna talk to him.

l sent him home.

Sorry about your day. For what it's worth,

mine isn't going much better.

Really? Sorry.

Okay, well, l'll see you at home.

Okay. Bye, babe.

Yeah. And l just hope you don't become

a vegetarian any time soon.

l'm voting for pork chops.

Bye.

Sorry about that. Cell reception out here

is a once in a lifetime opportunity, so...

Hey, what could have eaten the body?

A bear?

l told you, l saw cougar tracks over there.

He wasn't asking you, Charlie.

He was asking the zookeeper.

Zoologist.

-lsn't that what l said?

-No.

l don't think it was a bear

but it may have been a coug'ar.

What did l say?

A cougar named Reba.

-You know what you did?

-Yeah.

Excuse me, sugar, could you pick that up?

Thank you, handsome. You can keep it.

Why would a hunter chop off the head?

Yeah, isn't the head

supposed to be the best part?

Well, that's what l keep trying to tell you,

but you don't wanna go for it.

Well, it doesn't make rational sense, no.

But that might be the point.

She might be trying to mess with me.

Hunters are weird.

Yes.

So if it wasn't this cougar lady,

then what was it?

l don't know.

Look, if you guys run into any trouble,

there's a cabin

just on the other side of that point.

You can duck in there if you'd like, okay?

Yeah, what kind of trouble?

Just be safe and don't mess with the elk.

All right? Sorry.

-l hope you find your moose killer.

-Elk!

Whatever.

Excuse me,

is there a Reba around here anywhere?

Just there? Thanks.

Excuse me.

-You Reba?

-Depends on who's asking.

l contacted you, l'm Brett.

Then that would make me Reba. Have a seat.

Now, if l may say so, that photo in your ad,

it just don't do you no justice, Reba.

Now, my good buddy Walt here and myself,

we thought we were just getting ourselves

a hunting guide,

but, girl, you are one fine package.

Well, aren't you just such a sweet talker.

Once we're miles away from civilization,

been out there a few days,

missed everything you shot at,

and your belly starts grumbling,

you're gonna appreciate my aim

a lot more than my other assets.

lf you receive my meaning.

Well, l, for one, am a multi-tasker

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