Lake Placid 3 Page #3

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absolutely nothing to me.

Where's my mom?

Connor, where have you been?

Forgot my phone.

Where are you going?

Honey, l am so sorry, but l have a thing.

What was l saying?

l have a last minute open house.

So l am gonna leave you with Vica

for the rest of the day

and tomorrow we will go see a movie.

l promise.

But you said that we'd...

Connor, this is important.

Please understand.

But l need to show you something.

Well, show me when l get home,

l love you so much.

Bye.

Connor! What are you doing?

You smell like dead goat. Go take bath.

l'm going to the store

to get some baseball cards.

l don't care about your baseball cards.

Connor! You didn't take bath.

You got to stay away

from those cookies, boy.

You seem to have gained

quite a bit of weight since l last saw you.

About two minutes ago.

Well, l...

lf it were me, l'd kick your little butt.

Parents' number.

And not the fake one, either.

Gotta be out here somewhere.

God!

Sorry. Sorry.

Thanks. l think you knocked out a filling.

Well, l know the name of a good dentist

in town, if you need one.

Thanks for the tip.

Maybe we can call it with your space phone.

Space phone? Yeah, good one.

No, it's a radar antenna. Are you okay?

Yeah, l'll let you know.

l'm a zoologist.

l'm doing a project for the EPA on elk, so.

Elk? Like deer with big antlers?

Yeah, but don't tell the deer that.

-Seriously, Connor? Stealing meat?

-No, l...

Mr. Dimitri, l am so sorry.

He's never done anything like this before.

Really?

Yeah, he just loves meat.

Ever since he was wee high...

Well, goody-goody for him.

All he has to do now is pay for it.

Nobody wants to buy used meat.

No, of course.

-lt's not for me, it's for...

-Connor,

l want you to go straight home

and wait for me in your room.

-But, Mom...

-Now.

Look, l promise this will never happen again.

He's a good kid, really. He's just...

He's a little bored,

and that is my fault, not his.

So, how much do l owe you?

Just to let you know,

the chicken went off sale yesterday.

So, are they usually like that?

Well, unless there's a species

of flying-elk-head l haven't heard of,

l'm gonna go out on a limb and say no.

Sorry. Excuse me.

-Hello.

-Hey.

l just got pulled away

from one of the biggest commissions

of my life to bail your son from Dimitri's,

where he was being held for shoplifting.

Shoplifting? Okay, tell Dimitri

we'll pay for whatever candy bar he stole.

l paid for it, honey, but it wasn't candy.

No, he had a backpack full of meat.

He's stealing meat?

Yeah. And apparently,

he's taken up smoking.

Smoking?

So, remind me to put a lock

on the wine cabinet.

He said they're Vica's

but she doesn't even smoke.

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