Laggies Page #4

Yeah, my...

My mom left my dad and I,

like, seven years ago now.

It was out of nowhere.

We don't know why she did it.

You know why your dad did it?

I don't.

Well...

If you ever want to talk,

call me.

You're giving me a phone?

I have a bunch of them.

Misty's dad sells them.

I just pretty much just use that

one to hide stuff from my dad.

Thanks.

God, I don't even know what time it is.

How do I, um... Oh, no...

This one?

Oh, sh*t.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.

Bye, thanks for the awesome time.

Megan, what happened to

you? Where have you been?

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I, uh... I...

I... You know, I was more wasted

leaving the wedding than I knew...

- Okay.

- And by the time I got to the store,

I realized I shouldn't even be driving.

And then I got sick and I

was puking in some bushes,

and then my dress got dirty,

and then I had to leave the

car there and take a cab here.

And now I'm back.

I thought you got upset about,

we'll call it the kneeling,

and that you didn't

come back on purpose,

but that didn't seem like you.

No, no, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I got scared, I'm sorry.

I just... I don't know.

Oh, God, I'm a mess right now, look, can

we... Can we talk about this tomorrow?

Well...

Well, baby, no".

- No?

- No.

- We can't.

- Right.

Because we have wasted so much time...

We should have just made it official

and our time is now.

I know why you're hesitant.

Why?

It's the planning and the pressure

and all the trappings of all that.

- But we don't have to do it that way.

- No?

No, because we...

We can elope.

I was thinking.

We don't have to tell our parents,

we don't have to tell our friends.

- Really?

- We could go to a beach or Vegas.

I was thinking Vegas

'cause we could just check that step

off and we could be married tomorrow.

Would you do that? Would you do that?

Yes. I would do that.

- Okay.

- I would do that.

Wow, we have Matt and

Allison's brunch tomorrow.

But we can do it the day after.

We can go the day after tomorrow.

Yeah.

I can't the day after that.

What do you mean, why? Why?

My God, I really wanted to...

To go to that personal

development seminar.

- Wait, really?

- Yeah.

- On Orcas?

- Yeah, right.

Ah, because, you know...

I'm twirling a sign for my dad,

and I don't know what

to do with my future.

- That's awesome, Meg.

- Yeah.

I'm so all for that.

That's amazing. You know...

They do this thing where they

give you an animal to help you

visualize new behavioral patterns.

And mine was a shark.

And it helped to remind me

that I need to keep progressing,

otherwise I'll just sink.

Yeah, so...

After your seminar on Orcas...

Uh...

Will you...

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes