
Laggies
(0.00 / 0 votes)Oh, my God... Freedom.
I feel like my mascara's
running, is my mascara running?
It looks good. Like the
cover of Courtney Love's album.
You just need a crown.
There's a crown.
Hey, Noel, Noel,
can we borrow your crown?
We just need it for like a second.
Wow.
We just got the royal finger.
What did we just go through?
I mean, what was that, a prom
or a Celine Dion listening party?
Don't shoot this part.
Okay, what is this place? Tell us...
You'll see when we get there.
Okay, we're doing 20 questions.
What is this place?
- Do they have food?
- Not have 20 questions.
What, you
can't just ask a question?
Aren't we just going to the
hotel? I'm very confused.
I just want to
say, "Hey, what's up?" to
all of the future versions of ourselves
watching this right now.
I hope that we all learn to be as
happy and beautiful
'cause they are going to have
the best prom night of any of us.
Hold on, let me get this.
Tonight could've bit ass.
Except it didn't
because we were together.
Don't make me cry. My mascara is
already fucked up enough as it is.
You look pretty!
Guys, I love our group.
Guys, what are we doing?
Chill out, just live a little.
We're not going to get caught.
This is not legal. This is not legal.
Danielle, you're going to love
that you did this later on.
And Savannah's getting naked.
Oh, no. No, no, no.
No, Danielle.
If we get a rare
disease from this water,
at least we'll all die together.
I'm not leaving
my dress on the wet ground.
It's dry-clean-only
and my mom will kill me.
One, two, Celine Dion!
No, no, no.
You can no longer work
on your taxes from 1998.
Yeah, I cannot amend
your '98 return. No.
Hi, Dad.
No, no, no, I'm not
laughing at your situation.
Yeah. No, there's a strict
statute of limitations.
So sorry, I'm so sorry.
I didn't realize my dad
wanted me to work until 6:00.
I can't believe you're still filling
in for your dad's old sign girl.
Yeah, you know, I'm just
what kind of counseling I'm going to do.
Okay, Al, it's show
time. Let's see it already.
The decorator just put the
finishing touches on it yesterday.
After you!
Oh, my God.
- Sorry.
- That's okay.
Whoa!
Oh, my God.
- You have outdone yourself.
This is impressive. I thought you
were gonna have, like, a fish tank.
Look at the nipples on this
guy.
Oh, my God, we're going
to be so popular, Savannah.
That is the VIP section.
We can come any night of the week
and have our own special space.
It is so sexy. I love that we get to
be VIP! Okay, girls, getting ready...
- Let's get this party started.
- My God... No!
Last one, grab your penis.
- Thank you.
Turn them on like this.
I love it.
Hey, no, look, my balls won't light up.
Oh, my God,
that hat is too much.
I mean it truly is the
tiniest hat I've ever seen.
It is, it's like suitable for a mouse.
- You need to wear it to your wedding.
- I can't, I have a veil.
Okay, games, games, games, games.
All right, the way this game works
is you write a caption
for what you think
the woman in this scene
is saying to her husband.
But here is the thing...
Look, look, look.
Look, look. Yes, you
have to make it dirty.
It'll be fun, it'll be
fun, so, all right. Ready?
Set, go.
All right, stop.
Stop, stop, stop, pencils
down. I will go first.
He said he had a package for me.
All right, Danielle, you go.
I love getting mail.
But I spelled it m-a-I-e.
Oh, wow.
It's perfect. All right,
Meg, Meg, Meg, you go.
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