L!fe Happens Page #5

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You can be kind

of scary sometimes.

No, you didn't do

a burn card, dude. Redo.

Redo. Redo that.

Okay.

All in.

DEENA:
Cheater.

Sorry for not being sorry.

Guess it's just me

and you, kid. Ante up.

HEY-

HEY-

Just checking on you.

You know, it's not fun in there at all.

Really?

Yeah.

Come in when you're done.

Okay.

Hey! You're Deena's friend.

Rocking event! And such a great cause.

It's Stanton.

Jayde Stanton plus three.

Right. Okay.

Yeah. Who let the dogs in?

(IMITATES DOG BARKING)

Barry Robert Philips.

Francesca's one of my dearest

and closest friends.

Of course she is. Enjoy. Thanks.

Who put the dogs in...

Woof, woof. What's up?

Listen, we are on the list...

Probably under Wellingood.

Saul, first name.

Saul Wellingood.

Saul Wellingood.

I'm sorry,

it's not on the list.

Why don't you check our

friend, Leakin comma Rufus?

Rufus Leakin?

Guys, come on, that's not even funny.

Here's the truth,

we're not on the list,

but my grandfather

was a racing greyhound.

And he passed away

due to greyhound bloat.

He was very close to me,

and my grandmother and he

died of greyhound bloat.

They said to

wait up front.

It's gonna be three of us.

That's all, just us three,

there's not a lot of guys here.

And we just wanna

pay tribute

to all of those that have lost

their lives to the bloat.

They're harmless.

I promise.

Speak for yourself.

I'm sorry.

Yeah. I'm Johnny Danger.

You know what? It's fine.

Fantastic!

Yes! Whoo!

Do I get a...

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

SERGEI:
All right,

party people!

Your name?

WOMAN:
Grossman.

Okay.

Hey, sorry.

Oh, sorry.

Forgot my stamp.

Oh.

Thank you.

When you get done with the clipboard,

maybe I can buy you a drink?

It's actually

an open bar, so...

Even better. I can

request you a drink

and then serve it to you

on a little drink napkin.

Okay.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay. I'll see you

inside. Thank you.

Hi. Sorry.

Yoga pose, plus baby-

Good for inner core.

Tests balance.

Lunges, plus baby,

adds twenty pounds.

Cuts your reps in half.

Oh, oh!

No, it's so gross! God!

Let's go get cleaned up.

You like being naked, Max, don't you?

Yes, you do.

You and every other man.

Huh? Heel

(COOING)

DEENA:
Deena's baby

workout video, colon.

Bench press

makes baby nauseous.

Keep this on the DL, Max.

This sh*t's gonna make me a millionaire.

Kim. This...

This dress you got me,

you would actually

really wear this?

Yeah.

People have been giving me

weird looks all night.

Maybe it's my coat.

Do I still look 21-year-old hot?

You look the same as always.

Oh, thanks, sweetie.

We made a shitload of money

for those greyhounds.

I'm convinced

that in our lifetime,

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