Kuffs Page #4

Take that. It's a great offer.

You don't know

what you're getting into.

Captain, trust me.

I... I can handle this.

Sure, and I just heard

turds can fly.

Hear me.

The first time you screw up

in any way...

or if I catch you

going after Kane,

you're out of business.

Court is now in session.

Well, it's good to know

I have a loyal support team.

What he doesn't realize is the first time

I screw up, I'll probably be dead.

Oh, God!

Thank God

this is only temporary.

Imagine getting up at 5:00 in the morning

for the rest of your life?

It's worse than

nine-to-five.

At least I still have you.

Old Reliable. Oh!

This is only part of it.

Wait until you see the uniform.

It's beautiful.

Well, what do

you think, huh?

Even comes with a, uh,

matching hat.

Feel like a dork.

Let's go!

Come on!

Come on!

Sir.

Why are we doing so much running?

Aren't we all going to be in cars?

Move it, a**hole!

Move it!

Move it! Move it!

This might have been

a terrible mistake.

Can I help you?

Yeah.

I'm looking for a really big gun

that holds a lot of bullets.

God bless you, young man.

I always wanted a gun.

Is this what you had in mind?

It's a 9-millimeter

Beretta.

Fifteen in the clip,

one in the pipe.

Is there one that holds more?

No.

I'll take two.

You probably won't hit anything.

That's what I'm here for.

All right.

Where'd you learn

to shoot like that?

Never shot a gun

before in my life.

You're a natural, kid.

Really? Is there such a thing

as being a natural at shooting?

You betcha.

You mean I have talent?

At shooting. Let's see

if you can do that again.

Let me have

another target.

At the start of your shift,

you report here and you sign the log book.

Right. At the end of your shift, you

come back and you sign out...

if you don't get killed.

Hey, Nikki, did you happen to get

that address on Kane I asked for?

Oh, yeah. Here.

It was in the book.

Eh! Killer in the phone book...

never would've thought of that.

I don't know if you should

go gunning for Kane on your first night.

I'm not gunning for him.

I'm just gonna swing by

and see what he's up to.

It's out of our district, George.

It's all right. I can afford

the gas. What's next?

Okay. You read

the reports of the day.

Then you check the Teletype,

then the reports of incidents.

Any ques...

Kuffs!

This is Ted Bukovsky. He'll be riding around

with you the next couple weeks.

Nikki, you can go home.

Wait one minute,

Nikki.

Captain?

May I talk to you

for a moment? Sure.

Listen, you're really undermining

my confidence here...

right in front

of one of my employees.

How the hell do you expect me to develop

leadership abilities...

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