Knife Fight Page #4
for you, for your family?
Do you have a family?
I'm a single mom.
I have a six-year-old son.
- What about the kid's dad?
- Irrelevant.
Not if you're gonna do this.
Nothing will be irrelevant.
Despite this being
the bluest state in the country,
gay marriage
and the legalization of pot.
Over half of the people
in the state
self-identify as born-agains
or regular church-goers,
not exactly the profile
of someone
who's gonna be voting for you.
This is a blood sport, okay?
I have worked for men
who were shot at in Vietnam,
and the campaign literally
broke them down to tears.
A man I loved...
who America loved,
with the Navy Cross
and two Purple Hearts,
sat crying
on my living room couch
because of what the press said
about him and his family.
You're too good a person
for this.
Look.
To win in politics,
you have got to be the person
to a knife fight.
Is this your usual pep talk?
No.
Well, that's good, I guess.
No, this one's
for friends and family.
Usually it's worse.
Hmm.
[Chuckles]
She wants to be governor.
Oh, man.
I liked her.
She was cool and sharp,
and it seemed
Well, I want to play shortstop
for the Giants,
but it's not gonna happen
in this lifetime.
Okay.
Jimmy, you want to start us off?
This is our friend
Tawny Shearson,
courtesy of YouTube
at her massage school
graduation picnic.
So she is an actual masseuse?
This is not a set-up?
Licensed
and with six years' experience.
Oh, that sucks.
But with other experience too.
She had the misfortune
for prostitution.
The first time,
she pleaded guilty
and was sentenced to probation.
The other time,
charges were dropped.
Okay, so we're not dealing
with the Virgin Mary here.
Exactly.
And you, sir,
are a war hero
who served your country
in the freezing mountains
of Afghanistan
while she was selling her p*ssy
So if it becomes her word
against yours,
you should be okay.
That's the good news.
Okay, tell me the bad news.
She's a pro,
and you're on her massage table
in your boxers.
That's our bogey.
Do we know
what she's asking for?
- $2 million.
- Oh, forget that.
the next thing?
Okay, we just
threw this together,
probably a little early,
but we had to know.
You want to know why
you're up seven points?
This is why.
Soccer moms, 35 to 45.
These are your people.
And if she had
a shady past
and was a known and proven liar?
I don't know.
Someone who looks like that?
He's still a guy.
Guys do what they're gonna do.
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