Klovn Forever Page #3

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- Focus.

1, 2, 3, now.

- It's a pretty bizarre goodbye, honey.

- There's nothing you can do, honey.

- No, but...

- Let it go. Don't obsess over it.

He found a house over there!

He's not coming back!

And he's completely abandoning me.

- Okay, send him to me.

- I just did.

Where is he?

Has someone seen a baby?

Sweetie!

He's gone!

Jackass! Why didn't you

grab him when she said 'now'?

She didn't say now!

She really didn't, honey.

- I did say 'now'.

- No.

- I said:
1, 2, 3, now.

- Well, I didn't hear you.

- I did say it.

- I'm not sure you did.

I did.

I was a bit out of it

because Casper left for the States.

I think it's great that he went.

He's a party animal.

- It's true!

- Sure he is.

Do you know what, Mom? He sends

Frank pictures of him having sex.

May I see?

- They're not...

- They're on your phone.

- I deleted them.

- Let me see.

- Oh, you didn't delete them.

- Are they still there?

Oh, my...

- Is that her head?

- Yes, it's a standing 69.

Why is her head upside down?

And what's that thing right there?

It's gag drool. When the willy

hits the throat, she starts salivating.

- Not much love in that.

- It's pornography.

- I don't want to look at it.

- I for one think it's good he's gone.

- You have nothing in common anymore.

- Find a new friend, Frank.

We have a blast, Frank.

It's me and five other famous dads -

- and Claus Meyer shows us how to make

exotic lunch boxes for the kids.

- Who's your best friend, Lars?

- No doubt about that! It's Tina.

They're asleep, honey.

- Frank asked who my best friend is.

- And what did you say?

I said:
Tina.

A great buddy. We have the rule

here in our Little Tuscany -

- that every night, when we go to bed,

Tina says:

I love you, Lars.

And the first thing out of Lars's mouth

in the morning is:

- I love you, Tina.

- Yeah.

But your food is always...

What, honey?

Grab Malthe's bag.

...so these caring grownups

volunteer to watch out for the young.

- It's not entirely safe.

- Have you ever been in danger?

- Yeah, sure.

- So, honey. Let's go.

- Lars is a Night Owl.

- Oh, okay.

Remember we talked about

making a difference?

Okay...

- There.

- Damn, what an idiot.

Bye-bye!

It's funny that they've

named their house.

We should do that too, honey.

We could call it...

...Chestnut Grove or something.

What do you think?

I'm wondering what I should do now.

Work-wise, everything's changed.

Casper is gone.

Maybe I should start a blog.

I often get hopping mad over stuff.

I could get it all out in a blog.

Do you think you love me

as much as Lars loves Tina?

Honey, if you're banking on some

adult entertainment, you can drop it.

- I can't handle it right now.

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