Klovn Forever Page #2
- Year:
- 2015
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- Why? Do you have plans?
- I can't go in the water.
The vagina-anus region
has to heal first.
- Oh, right.
- That's what the doctor said.
What... what's this?!
- Have you seen this, honey?
- Yes.
- "Casper sells luxury mansion. "
- He's probably working the market.
Starts over in the States. "I'm all in,"
says the successful entertainer.
- Well, we don't see him much.
- He's had loads of chances to tell me.
Oh, excuse me...
Voice mail. Honey, I'll pop over...
I need to...
What about baby swimming?
You can't go.
- One hour.
- Tops!
Cuckoo!
- Casper?
- Frank? Hi!
- Hi.
- What are you doing here?
- I was reading the paper...
- Okay. Yeah, I'm moving to the States.
- Yes, I saw that.
- I'm heading out now.
I can't even offer you anything.
I'm waiting for my driver.
So, this is probably
your last time here.
- This is insane...
- Don't sit on that. It was just done.
- Weren't you gonna say goodbye?
- I'm no good at that, Frank.
I was just gonna go. You'd be fine here
and 'pling' we'd email each other.
Pictures and stuff.
- But you should say goodbye...
- It's not like we're dating.
No, sure. Thanks a lot.
- But we do stuff together...
- We never do anything together.
- The friendship book.
- It's finished.
- It hasn't been approved yet.
- Then approve it.
But there's other stuff. I have
thousands of ideas for future projects.
We haven't had fun in years.
- I think we have fun.
- When were we last out?
A real night out. A hush-hush night.
When did we last do that?
I'm not blaming you! You've got
your hands full with the kids and Mia.
You're a family man!
But I'm in a different place.
There's nothing here for me!
So I'm taking off.
Could you grab the bird?
- Will you take it to Iben?
- Aren't you taking it with you?
I can't bring it to the States.
So, could you take it to Iben's?
It's her week.
We have shared custody.
Take care.
Bye-bye.
Alright? Bye-bye.
Say hi to the family.
- Hi, Iben, I was to bring this to you.
- 'Bring'?
- From Casper. Your shared cockatoo.
- Never heard about it. I don't want it.
- Then why did he say it's yours?
- I can't help it if you fell for that.
- No, it doesn't. There. Go.
Tell him that when he's man enough
- I'll consider looking after his
lame peacock for five minutes.
But until then, he can go f*** himself.
Take the damn chicken away!
- Oh my God, what now?
- I can't handle talking about it.
And I can't handle that you're not here
in time for baby swimming.
You say:
1, 2, 3.Lift the baby -
- and push it gently
to the other parent.
- I'm relatively shaken, honey.
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