Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Page #5
Hardest thing I ever did.
Do you remember
when we were real little...
...and a movie crew came to town?
That mystery flick with the guy,
Johnny what's-his-name?
- Gossamer.
- Johnny Gossamer. Right.
Your mom went nuts,
and she bought all the books and stuff.
- That was- God, that was forever ago.
- Yeah, that was back in the day.
Harry...
...I didn't get famous.
Yet.
I did...
...get to do this one commercial.
You're shitting me. Which one?
Well, you know the one with the bear?
And it goes- Well, this is funny.
- "I prefer Genaros, but-"
- "But I'm a bear, what do I know?
I suck heads off fish. " That was you?
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, it was. Yeah.
- That's awesome.
- Commercial.
Come on, that's a big deal.
- That's a national commercial.
- Harry, stop.
It's nothing. There was actually this
kind of cool moment where I got...
...to sort of do the wave.
"I prefer Genaros. "
- Whatever, it's nothing.
- It's pretty cool.
- It's nothing special at all.
- Well, I think it's special.
Punk-rock Steven Seagal
thinks it's special.
Right there, at your 11 o'clock.
That's dead-on, right?
That's all right.
I had him pegged when I came in.
Come back to the hotel for a little while,
just have one drink. Bring your friend.
It'd just be a drink. You'll be home faster
than you can say "Jack Robinson. "
I don't know about that. I can say...
- ... "Jack Robinson" pretty fast.
- I'm timing you.
Jack Robinson.
- Do you have any idea what time it is?
- I'm really sorry.
God, you still look great.
You're just stunning. I like-
- Why are you here?
- Good question.
Sounds crazy, but I don't remember
what occurred...
...between the hours of 2 and 5,
a blur.
- Really? Where's Marleah?
- Marleah?
- The girl you....
- Marleah fell asleep at my place...
...and I didn't see you leave-
I left when you had your tongue
down her throat.
- I did?
- Yeah.
God. No, wrong throat, wrong woman.
That's bad.
Yeah, that's bad.
You got 10 seconds, Harry.
Oh, boy, pressure, pressure.
I came here...
...because I think
you're intelligent and attractive-
That's plenty. Stop. Oh, my God!
I can't believe you'd come here...
...to tell me you like me
after you f***ed my friend!
That's just it, I didn't.
I believe that I did not.
What? You said you don't remember!
If I don't remember because I was drunk,
how could I have gotten it up?
I know this is outrageous
and not normal.
I'm not pretending that I'm normal.
I just chickened out-
Moron. Why? Why? Why?
And the plots, they all have this thing,
this formula that was so cool.
Seriously, I would go through one
in a day.
- A whole book in one day. Wow.
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